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emily! 27 Oct 17
Just a normal conversation between two girls. myth debunked. You,re welcome.
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Sarah DeBord Mar 13
My favorite had to be a guy who was shocked when a co-worker told him I had colon cancer. Guy: “But you’re a girl?!?!” Co-worker: “Um, girls poop, too.” Hate to break it to you guys, but girls are just as at risk for colon and rectal cancer as you are.
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WHITNEY 17 Mar 16
Get a text like this from on the daily. 😅💩
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cindy thao 10 Apr 18
My boyfriend actually makes me feel so ashamed and sad when I have to take doo doos :(
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The DOA Superhero™ 2 May 18
The random messages she sends me....
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Girl Confessions 15 Apr 14
Can someone explain why guys deny that girls poop?I know it's not the cutest thing but they do it too and we still accept it!
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sage kotsenburg 5 Oct 13
When you see a foxy babe in Pana Express and you realize...
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Abigail Patterson 24 Sep 14
Just dropped a massive one! Lol! Exam week cramming ammiright???? xP
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Reformed Whores 29 May 17
A brown canoe is coming through!! 🚣🏽
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Iowa Chill 1 Apr 14
"Me and my friend stopped mid track practice to poop. We're girls. "
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Mallory Jenkins 2 Mar 13
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Toilet Tweets 28 Mar 17
I have a dream that one day man will realize that all butt holes are created equal
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blahzay 26 Oct 15
GOT MY TICKETS! So excited to see TONIGHT
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Will Novak 10 Nov 17
TFW the prettiest girl from your High School is in the same Doctors waiting room while you await a colonoscopy. ?
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Ashley Dunston, Writer 7 May 16
Dear Barnes and Noble: I sincerely apologize that I ALWAYS poop in your stores. But I am a member.
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Jacqui 29 Oct 15
I eat fast and I poop fast 😀
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Lord Piglet 10 Jun 14
Things I don't like: unsatisfactory poops. No shame Let's be real here tho.
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ballstatefessions 10 Sep 14
" This rain makes me have to poop "
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MADDISON RICKETTS 15 May 14
No man is ever going to want to live with me because I insist on leaving the door open while pooping. 💁
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Emily Little 25 Aug 14
Replying to @ealippincott
: Emma wants to put a journal in the bathroom so we can write notes while we poop 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂”
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