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少女時代♡特選画像集♡ 7h
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Zechariah Yakubu Jul 13
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TREEDOGG MR ATM Jul 19
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F.R. Southerland, Author ❤️ Jul 15
"Hey, Carla... I'm looking for a comic book." "Golly , Ian... I wonder where you can find one. Maybe in this comic shop we're standing in?" "I'll give you five points for sarcasm, but minus ten for being an awful shopkeep." "Aww. I wanted the points."
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TREEDOGG MR ATM Jul 19
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Scott 🐝🐝's busy being in love with summer Jul 14
Honey, I can't find my glasses , let me go find my shocked face Are you gonna help me find them? How can I do that? Um with your eyes Only u know where u left them C'mon Whining won't help You will tho. Right baby? - Please? Since you put it THAT way -
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Raven Corinn Carluk Jul 15
"Haw!" "Did..your dog just turn left?" "Sure did. !" "And now he's right?" "Yeah. That's the point of voice commands." "But, why those words?" "You hear a lot of people using them these days? This way, he'll know it's me telling him what to do."
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Scott 🐝🐝's busy being in love with summer Jul 14
Hey omg hey What's going on? I'm totally in the weeds sorry to hear that. How so? I just got slammed with three new tables. Have to open a bottle of wine on 8 & some snot-nosed brat is ruling the roost over on 4 Parents? I've added them to the 86 list
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Matt K Jul 15
, your hasn't been so hot lately. Well golly whillikers! Guess I better stop that hooey. What?
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success Jul 17
Full. meaning of BUSY B...Boys U...usually S..sees Y..You.. 😂😂😂😂 So please ladies stop been busy to your man. #casablanka#
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KeGlock💰 Jul 15
Replying to @tayCal5_
where dat ass at doe
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Marsha Adams Jul 15
"How do you pronounce it?" "Fish." "That's stupid. Spell it again?" " for gnome, aitch for hour, oh for ouija, tee for tsunami, eye for Ian." "English sucks."
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Jessica Oak 16h
To keep our train rolling, here's another comic book themed necklace we have in stock! We might not be at SDCC but we're there in spirit! Get free shipping on orders of $40 or more all July! 🖤💚
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Esther van den Heuvel Jul 15
“What do a horse, Jesus and a thousands bucks have in common?” “?” “Bang on. It’s another word for giddy up, $1,000 and an abbreviation for the Lord.” “ I thought you were an atheist.” “I’m a free-thinker named after a Jewish princess, Jack.” “Gee whiz.”
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Soma Datta (Fiction.Poetry.NF) Jul 15
Oh em . So he told immigrants to go back to their country. Big deal. You don’t balk at that idea? Central America, the Balkans, whatever. Uh... Why our country? What’s wrong with theirs? You might want to do some reading. 1130
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Tony Cartledge Jul 14
'Jesus H Christ!' 'Blasphemer. Don't take the Lord's name in vain.' 'Gee H Christ, then. Is that better?' 'If you're using the first initial, wouldn't that be 'Jay?'' 'Don't confuse me with your evangelical witchery.' 'Witchcraft is a sin.' 'Jay-zuz Christ.'
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Scott 🐝🐝's busy being in love with summer Jul 15
Where are you from? Idaho Shut up! Udaho! Huh? You heard me! How do you know when you just met me? Hoping this sounds promising Bout time you see things my way! What the hell? Gotta fly. Where are we going? Oh Cheezits
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➡️ Monique 🖋️🌸 Jul 15
"I'm patient with moms showing 30 pictures of their kid, but in my mind I'm like: , 'k we've identified that's Bobby. Has he drawn a 3-headed giraffe on your dining room wall? Thát I want to see." "You're a bad human being." "Yeah thanks for bringing that up."
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➡️ Monique 🖋️🌸 Jul 14
"Wake up! Show me how to use your microwave." "A...l...i...e...n" 😨 "I want to warm this pizza food I discovered." "But...what.. have you seen a human being before?" " first things first, it was a long trip."
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mike olley Jul 15
But spiritual Master, I don't understand what is righteous about this task. The plan's simplicity. What? We go to the park and steal tourists' picnics. And what happens if we get caught? You only get caught if you make a (HeHEHe) BooBoo. Oh , Yogi, I dunno.
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