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Living 17 Feb 10
freindship is like peeing on yourself, everyone can see it, but u only can get the warm feeling it brings bahaha
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Pratiba Bhat 20 Jun 10
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. Rodney Dangerfield :)
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فحلاتةقوحق 12 Jul 10
: I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
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Lystik aka O.D.A. 10 Jan 10
"I forgot more in my life then u ever had learned"
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Juan Velasquez 19 Aug 10
Sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their HEADS! .evil
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P. Against The World 🤘🏿🕊 25 Aug 10
Tweet should have copyrighted her name... she would be rich by now lol
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Internet Dating 17 Oct 10
Sorry Trey Songz we are gonna have to just be friends I'm in love wit Drake! hehe I love that quote : S... http://bit.ly/a5scJM
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Kevin Overton-Hadnot 25 Feb 10
YeaRT : RT : "Mike do yo kappa Id card get you 50% off at wal-mart & free ihop pancakes?" She said it @missticiliab
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Manuel Hernández V. 26 Feb 11
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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Ismaèl Toure 🌹 29 Jan 11
" wow "blanks name" your face is pregnat by who? By your gressy finger touching your face all day. Lmfao
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Deepak Menon 21 Nov 10
A wise man said "a friend with weed is a friend indeed".
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RN BSN MSN DNP 17 Nov 10
Still mad that let @suchafuxnladi31 steal all my bananna pudding... (cont) http://tl.gd/71e7pf
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A🔥M🔥B🔥E🔥R 22 May 16
Good Day!!! LOL 😂😂😂👏😁
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Soma Paul 17 Nov 10
"Behind every successful person there is a woman & behind every unsuccessful person there are two...three..many more" :D
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Me Awkwardsta!!! 22 Feb 11
Despite the old saying, "Don't take your troubles to bed", many men still sleep with their wives !!!
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The Sign Maker Jul 19
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Angelo Minella 27 May 13
"I think they should legalize marijuana in this country so potheads have nothing to talk about" -daniel tosh
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Julia M 9 Apr 13
As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.Read more at
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Kelsi Eastman 23 Jan 13
if we arent meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? hahahah
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D.R.SOLEM May 16
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