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Chirp Fest Hockey 5 Jan 14
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Tom Gardiner Aug 16
Q: How many Whovians does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1,000,000. One to change the bulb and 999,999 to say that although the new bulb is OK, the one they grew up on was better.
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Perez Hilton 16 Jul 13
After I turned 35, I just started rounding up! "I'm almost 40," I love telling my friends!
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Consequence of Sound 12 Sep 10
That's the only time you'll ever hear the name Ratatat on MTV
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Byron Stephenson 17h
Replying to @rycrow87
I’ve studied football closely for 30+ years and in answer to your question, it is clear that he took the penalty because he is a cunt
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Mediha 21 May 15
"If you fall into a hole, it's a mistake. If you fall into the same hole again, it's a decision."
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Unicorn. 2 Jul 11
Apple wanted to make I-touch for kids but canceled the ideas when they named it I-touch kids...wonder if that would've sold?
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Source Coders Inc 1 Aug 17
Just when you needed a laugh.
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David Warriner Jan 25
Question: What is the greatest challenge as a new (cardiology) consultant? Answer: β€œYour colleagues”. Haha!
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Ryan Davis 24 Mar 11
RT : If Households Budgeted Like The G.O.P (funny): http://bit.ly/gmRFQZ
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Carlyn 2 Oct 12
Be with a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.
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Sheryl Ramer 13 Jun 17
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SharieKing 9 May 14
When Joseph doesn't know the answer to a Bible question his immediate response is, "Love, truth and Jesus."
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Dottie Miller Feb 21
At Noon... πŸ˜‚ I’m exciting.
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〽️K  πŸ’›πŸ’™πŸˆπŸ€ 28 May 15
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Petty Pete 🧐 1 Aug 14
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ never seen this before
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AMYSTIKADELGADO/CRISSANGELSHARLEYQ 17 Nov 15
haha lol 2 funny & hilarious!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ’―
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Allie Paine 4 Feb 13
"Be like Ruth, wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects yoaz"
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David Warriner 20 Dec 15
Presenting complaint: Chest pain on pushing minibus. Working diagnosis: Supermangina?
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Pedro Teixeira MD PhD 16 Sep 14
"Some patients are more worried about family members with access to their fitbit information than doctors."
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