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Ben McCormack 1 Mar 13
Not even ashamed to admit it just had a straightener with a massive spider at the front door, I won!
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Karen's weird πŸ™ƒπŸ–•πŸ˜› Aug 1
I am happy to report that the spider that tried to murder me in the shower by giving me a heart attack did not succeed. He has been apprehended and washed down the drain.
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Kateo 🀠 18 Apr 14
It's currently dead in my wardrobe but I can't touch it
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ashlyn ❁ 27 Apr 13
i don't like going to sleep knowing there is an 8 legged creature running around my room...
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Daniel Ellis 26 Mar 13
Just remember to check your bed before sleeptime!
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J nelle 13 Aug 12
Wtf do you think you're doing here...
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William 11 Jan 13
This is in my shower....how about that
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Matthew Whelan 11 Jul 12
I've spent the last 10 mins prancing in and out of my room in terror!
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Matt Sinker 30 May 12
Well well spidey who's gonna win.
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MonzeBears Channel 19 Aug 17
....why ? .... where the fuck did you come from ???
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The Artist Formerly Known As Fitch. 16 Aug 12
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Kyle 21 Mar 13
Haha when this is on your wall #evil#devils creature
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Glinders πŸ”΄βšͺοΈπŸ”΄βšͺοΈπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ί 15 Sep 16
Even this arsehole is no match for a Geezer Bird πŸ’ͺπŸΌπŸ•·
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katiefloss 22 Sep 16
Lying in bed and a bloody spider crawled over me 😩
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SPINN πŸŒ€ 19 Nov 17
I wish the spider from the tombola advert before would fuck off, it's making me wanna run out of the front room every time theres an ad break!!
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Jamie 29 May 14
As if a daddy longleg has just landed on my arm and walked the length of my body.
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rig 26 Sep 12
SPIDER WAS ON MY DOGS HEAD SO I CHUCKED MY PHONE AT IT, SCARED DOG, SHE FARTED AND SPIDERS LOST IN THE BED
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Joshua Kerley 21 Sep 12
Ok so a 8 legged freak has walked into my front room how about get out before I flame thrower you!
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THRILLHO 8 Jul 14
If any man can ruin my mood atm it is Zeljko Kalac
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Andreaa.. 22 Oct 12
Wow the arguin a spider has jus caused between me an my brother!
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