Twitter | Search | |
Search Refresh
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
Who else want to shut his phone off , Go to the mountains and enjoy peace there..? Yeah ,Me neither.. Can't compromise on that phone thing๐Ÿ˜
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 9
* 1st day of gym * Trainer : Kyu gym join kiya..? Me : Mujhe Hrithik Roshan jaisa body chahiye * After 15 mins of workout * Me : Tiger Shroff jaisa bhi chalega * After another 15 mins of workout * Me : Bhai, bas pet kam karna hai..
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
It's so annoying when you have planned/decided your Future with someone and They aren't even Accepting Your Friend request.
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
Mom asks me which Saree to buy from two and I say, " Dono le lo " and she says, " Biwi khush rahegi teri.."
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
Waiter : * Gives menu * Me : * Looks at it for 5mins..* Waiter : Kya dhundh rahe ho sir..? Me : Aukat
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
It's my friend's birthday so let me wish them on Instagram by posting 5 pictures of us together where I'm looking good..
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
That awkward moment of silence when Sir says, " Beta aap ko kabhi dekha nahi, issi class ke student ho..?"
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
The man who invented autocorrect should burn in hello..
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
Growing up is basically learning which call to ignore..
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
Things attracted to me : 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Mosquitoes
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
So you can match your shoes with you shirt but not your words with your actions..? Got it
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
ONCE MY MOTHER TOLD ME : Ameeri me mard ki loyalty test hoti hai or gareebi me aurat ki..
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
My face doesn't justify the kind of kaands I have done in my life so far..๐Ÿ˜œ
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
That awkward moment when inside a Metro someone elder than you offers you a seat by looking at your white hairs..๐Ÿ˜ถ
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 9
I am like Pluto , People don't like to accept my existence :(
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 9
Getting rejected by a boy/girl is ok , But getting rejected by autowalas.. Yeah that shit hurts๐Ÿ˜ž
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
Parents notice your fake friends before you do..
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 10
Girls will cry for no reason & then looks in the mirror just to see if they cried cute..๐Ÿ˜†
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 9
Vada Pav has to be the greatest invention by mankind..๐Ÿ˜‹
Reply Retweet Like
frustrated_aadmi Aug 9
* Fitness App * App: "Enter what you Eat today..?" Me : In Breakfast Chole with 6 bature, Rajma Chawal In lunch, evening me fried Momos with chai, Dinner me paneer with Chapati and Rice. App: "We have sent an ambulance to your house, till then keep breathing"
Reply Retweet Like