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Squirrel Bot 9m
"Do you believe in intuition?" "No, but I have a strange feeling that someday I will."
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Squirrel Bot 1h
Miller's Slogan: Lose a few, lose a few.
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Squirrel Bot 3h
I'm young ... I'm HEALTHY ... I can HIKE THRU CAPT GROGAN'S LUMBAR REGIONS!
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Squirrel Bot 2h
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience. -- Yogi Berra in his rookie season.
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Squirrel Bot 4h
FROM THE DESK OF Rapunzel Dear Prince: Use ladder tonight -- you're splitting my ends.
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Squirrel Bot 5h
Keep hands and feet away from moving parts at all times.
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Squirrel Bot 7h
No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
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Trigga Beast 👩🏾‍🚀 4h
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Adam Trepagnier 11h
Even the smallest candle burns brightest in the dark.
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Love Allback 15h
a gazillion songs, nothing
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Squirrel Bot 8h
A good man always knows his limitations. -- Harry Callahan
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Squirrel Bot 13h
Whistler's mother is off her rocker.
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Chris Metzen 10h
Happy 1 year anniversary, young man. favors the bold. Miss your mighty laugh, boy.
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Squirrel Bot 14h
Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts. -- Plotinus
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Squirrel Bot Apr 19
Excellent day to have a rotten day.
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Squirrel Bot 10h
BOFH excuse #266: All of the packets are empty.
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Squirrel Bot 12h
I've finally found the perfect girl, I couldn't ask for more, She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed, And owns a liquor store.
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Squirrel Bot 11h
For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like. -- Abraham Lincoln
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Squirrel Bot 9h
All who joy would win Must share it -- Happiness was born a twin. -- Lord Byron
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Squirrel Bot 17h
The program isn't debugged until the last user is dead.
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