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countyometer 3h
The tinkers are watery eyed weirdos.
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countyometer 22h
Oi! Oi! The C*unty minks are disgusting. Like the stench of a sewer blocked by month old roadkill.
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countyometer May 19
The gudgies are shocking! Just plain shocking.
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The Poke Mar 22
Czech fails to clear.
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countyometer May 16
C*unty are a waste of a football pitch. You could grow tatties on that pitch instead.
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countyometer May 16
Yes, C*unty are still enough to make you feel ill. Like finding a curly ginger hair in the sandwich you're eating.
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countyometer May 16
The tinkers are rubbish. They were rubbish when we checked an hour ago. They'll still be rubbish when we check next.
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countyometer May 15
Yes, C*unty are tripe. Complete and utter f**kin tripe!
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The Poke May 14
That was an anaemic performance by West Bromwich Albino.
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countyometer May 13
Oi! Oi! C*unty are still complete diddies!
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Matt Stepp Apr 6
Did Texas want to play Jarrett Culver at safety also?
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countyometer May 6
The C*unty minks are terrible. It'd be funny if it wasn't so embarrassing just how utterly shite they really are.
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I AM YOUR GOD Feb 25
Kepa Arrizabalaga should lead out brexit negotiations
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Dave ..... just Dave Feb 21
on this evening ..... cue complaints about bias 😅⚽️
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countyometer May 5
Just in! Dross C*unty are the footballing equivalent of Jaws IV.
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Ben Ogren 🏁 Mar 24
It was a catch!
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Rob Oller Mar 22
Cyclones stumped by Ohio State's defense. Not used to seeing any D in Big 12.
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Katie Copple Feb 3
Your Why did the football coach go to the bank? . . . . . . . To get his quarter back!
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GoalPost End Jan 7
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Dan Apr 15
I thought the Notre Dame rebuild was over already?
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