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Natalee S. Snider👩🏾‍✈️, Realtor®️Washington D.C. 54m
On my break, I asked the DC National Guard to teach me how to drive their humvee incase there was an apocalypse at this very moment & they needed my help. They were not buying my apocalypse story and said for “legal” & “safety” reasons I couldn’t drive.
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David Oakes 23 Jan 19
3 of the strongest members of the team are going it alone...! It’ll be like Spring Watch, and wishing Terry Nutkins was still here to be with Chris Packham, like on the Really Wild Show, but it’s still awesome... and with jokes, and fewer animals.
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BitLife Apr 18
💼 Why do I keep trusting these packages! Once I see the green, it doesn’t take much to convince me! 🤑😂
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BitLife 15 Jan 19
😡 If it weren't for those darn meticulously written road laws, & impossible DMV, I would've BEEN committed at least 4 murders! 🚗💨😂
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Eva LaRue 5 Feb 19
Channeling my inner 50’s sci-fi 👽👀 @butterflyloftsalon @lululiotta
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Spencer Denton Jan 17
I went to buy some aluminum foil the other day and found out you have to take out a loan to buy the name brand stuff. So, I bought the cheap stuff. Tried to cover a cake pan with it...decided I'll take out the loan next time.
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Makeup Geek Jun 20
This look from @heiibeauty is on fire with our eyeshadow in Legend! 🔥🔥🔥
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Jacinthe Bouquet Nov 30
I ham Victor Podenco. I ham fierce hunter. I ham stalk scary thing. I creep close. Ready... oh. Floaty grass in wet water stuff.
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James Appleton 🇳🇫 🇪🇺 Dec 7
Hang on!?! I've never seen or heard one but, if I remember correctly.... I think this sounds a bit like one of the calls of Pine Grosbeak!! 🤯
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John E.L. Tenney May 8
I have a recorder near my bed so I can wake up from dreams & immediately record them. I just remembered that I had a crazy dream & recorded it so I listened to the recording. On the recording I say, "Really crazy dream... in the dream you recorded how crazy it was" -end-
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Esᴛᴇʟʟᴀ Mʏsᴛᴀɢɪᴄ🍁 Oct 23
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Media Factory International Apr 15
On 22nd October 2016, a suicide bombing by , targeting the famed center shopping mall in , Ontario was narrowly thwarted. Until now, the attack was kept a secret. For more information, visit
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🄼🄾🄾🄽 🐾🐈 May 21
Forget Here is Merlin's plot to hide my cable tie! Only foiled by the side of the bed being blocked up
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Makeup Geek Jul 2
These champagne hues look beautiful on you @mariagabriela_mua! She used the Champagne and Rosé Eyeshadow Palette with the Pigment in Telepathic to create this look.
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Makeup Geek Jun 27
This gorgeous green look from is EVERYTHING! She used the eyeshadow in Limelight in the inner corner!
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Jarod Reyes Nov 3
My 5-year old “Can we listen to Halloween music?” -“No buddy, that’s past. It’s time for Christmas music.” The little genius replies “oh good idea. How about ‘What’s this?’ from Nightmare before Christmas.”
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David Oakes Aug 22
Updates: is coming back VERY soon! As well as , & , we have some extra special guests coming to visit the salon this year...! !
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SweetBabyZay's 12 Dec 18
Just got 2nd at a tournament! Was so hyped!
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Alexander 28 Jan 19
Attempted murder in the workplace
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C H A R O T 12 Feb 19
My first Hawaiian Themed Wedding Invitation. 🌺🌴🌊
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