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Badd Intention$ び 23h
I’m getting my life together at the same time it’s falling apart 🤦🏽‍♂️😂
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LynneSki 16h
Oh man. Things are getting bumpy in elder land. Mum is tripping at the finish line. A day before she was aimed to go home and BP crashing, weird spasms, and pretty sure she had a TIA a day ago. Time to buckle in again.
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Space Force 1st Lieutenant Aug 14
Now I know I'm getting old. I accidentally ate a piece of licorice salt water taffy, AND I THINK I LIKED IT.
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Kennedy Key 11h
Finally replaced my cracked screen protector after a year! *drops once* Cracks phone and not screen protector 😊
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IdkDontAskIJustStanDorks 7h
Parents criticize your looks and then ask ou why you’re so insecure, um excuse me YOU ARE the reason. 🤡
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Harshdeep Singh Sehgal Aug 17
It is a weekend of monsoon/freedom raves and parties here in Goa and I'm just sitting back in my room having house parties, binge drinking cheap liquor and eating chhole bathure.
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Liam Summers 14h
Update: just got into an accident vehicle fell on me pretty freaking sick
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Furious Moose 3h
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Mabel Aug 17
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Emma Billerbeck 21h
Anyone know how I can come up with $1,000 in 2 weeks? Asking for myself hahahaha
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ana ✰ Aug 14
gm everyone its raining a lot 🙄
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Luke Jordan Aug 21
Every time a have a ton of work to get done...
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Jaylene Wolfchief Aug 20
Just when everything was getting better my comes back
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Vani 22h
Day 3 of my only week “vacation” - still doing work 🙃😪
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Jessica Polachek 17h
My daughter just announced to a whole restaurant that she needs too take a poop..
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Krista Aug 19
Is anybody else REALLY good at learning lessons the hard way or is it just me? 😅 forever on some dumb shit I shoulda known a long time ago.
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nyssa g sanchez 20h
why did I think yesterday’s work out was a good idea.... today I’m walking like a baby giraffe.
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S 16h
Anything I do to makes it worse
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Lea Salonga Aug 13
It’s official: The eye-rolling has begun.
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BENDY 🔜 FL🌴 10h
Let me tell you a story of a hot chick that confidently approached me 1min ago. I haphazardly tripped out of my barstool, nervously yelled “Can’t say I was ever good at falling, but it be like that”, & left. I am now leaving the country and starting a new life.
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