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Nick Minshall May 17
Son: you smell that? Me: smell what? Son: if you smell a fart you are smelling poop πŸ’© in the air. Me: can’t stop laughing πŸ˜‚
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πŸ’‘ π™°πš•πš•πš’πšŽ πš†πšŽπš‹πšŽπš› πŸ’‘ Jan 30
What is with guys and even my dad can’t stop laughing.
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John Gregory 11 Feb 18
GAS ATTACK! Every once in awhile one of them gets in the cat food.
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SMiRK the ALiEN May 20
Some people will never get the joke. That's the joke. They're too high on their own farts telling everyone else how wrong they are.
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B I X 🍷 Jan 30
The 10yo is literally on the floor in tears from the on tonight. Best. Ever.
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Kate Flannery 29 Jan 18
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[C U P C A K E] πŸ’œ 21 Sep 17
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I loved him! So handsome and so funny!
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HardyActionTheatre Aug 5
We're Bbbbbbbbaaaaccckkkk! August 18th.
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In Plain Terms Podcast May 20
New Ep will be out this week, listen to hear about and spent my weekend brushing up on my Shakespeare with , prepare yourselves!!
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Jenn Patel 20 Sep 17
I was nervous about my talk so here's my mom's pep talk. SHE'S THE BEST πŸ˜‚ & also obv where I get my brand of humor...
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𝔗𝔬π”ͺ 𝔬𝔣 𝔙𝔦𝔩𝔒 π”‡π”žπ”―π”¨π”«π”’π”°π”° 20 Oct 17
Going over some stats for , really want to ensure this triceratops ends up in play...
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Kahtya Tehnsion Nov 12
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Bar Hop Cousins Oct 25
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Robyn Schall Comic Dec 24
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Press Ⓧ to..... Feb 26
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Matty Rock Mar 15
Sound up. I say it ALL the time. Never take the marvels of modern technology for granted. This, is technological greatness. Thanks
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Allie Dec 15
My fart made my boyfriend get up and leave the room. That’s one way to get the bed all to myself.
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Carla Dee 25 Sep 17
Happy national ... here’s my very own offering, enjoy! *giggles*
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FΓΈxxy Feb 27
Someone in this office cube farm is eating leftover burned roadkill for lunch. And I’m the one that got in trouble for lighting incense? Tomorrow I will eat only dairy products and I will clear this place TF out.
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Art Jokes 1 Dec 17
It's Friday and we feel all right about it. How do you feel about it? How do you feel about art? Do you like this art? Is this art? It appears it is. Also, though, there are cats. Perhaps it is more art because of the cats. Perhaps less. This is not a haiku.
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