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Horizontal 22 Aug 18
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FailArmy Feb 13
What do you think of the new Batsuit?
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Matthew Howard 16 Dec 15
Forgot my towel at gym. Used a spare pair of running shorts instead. ?
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Kawai Shen 9 Apr 16
A friend just compared my Winter Whore poem to Crowley's Leah Sublime /
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Foxy Wine Pocket 25 Nov 14
Replying to @SamPsychMeds
My parental unit gave everyone food poisoning one year. Except us because we LEFT EARLY.
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Jasz Vegas 16 Nov 16
"Ok Google, who is Jasz Vegas?" ... "Here are some results for Darth Vader" 😂 ?
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Dan Douglas 23 Jan 10
This time last year, I was spending about 23 hours a day, whole weeks at a time, on http://bit.ly/13u8JO ..?
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janet anne #blacklivesmatter 20 Mar 16
. & i made cheesy cheeseless scrambled eggs & garlic bacon from 's cookbook…& ate it too fast to document :( ?!
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Kawai Shen 18 Feb 15
Planning my CNY outfit & realizing the only red clothes I brought w me is a corset & my MASSIVE tshirt. ?
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Giant 18 Mar 11
Just got off a call with someone who, in one conversation, called Justin Bieber 'Justin Lidder' and 'Justin Timberlake'. ?
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gwendolyn richards 20 Feb 10
I don't know if this whiskey toddy is helping my cold, but it's certainly helping the writer's block. ?
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J Lau Mar 25 Oct 15
Replying to @skatronixxx
Words fail me... some is good, more is better and too much is just right?!
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Julia Graf 🍓 13 Nov 12
That annoying moment when you want sweets or junk food and you realize you have nothing even remotely "junky" at home
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Laetitia Wajnapel 17 Feb 10
Just been interviewed by bbcworld about bloggers, while walking in the street. As a result I went the wrong way.
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H. 13 Aug 16
And I wanted to go adventure today...but instead we just made a lot of food and took a fat nap 😂😂
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Mahwash Ajaz 🇵🇰 23 Sep 12
You know I'm serious about dieting when I pass up the opportunity to have a bun kebab.
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Meghan Keaney Anderson 7 Apr 12
Just got really excited about a new tv movie named Yo Robot. Then realized it was Will Smith's "I, Robot" on Telemundo. ?
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Devin Moncada 11 Feb 16
. is soliciting our celebrity name that set up for our BH&G magazine. ?
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Kelsey L Connors Sep 27
I did nothing for writing today and now I’m going out with friends in town far from my damn laptop. ?
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T 16 Dec 15
League kinda makes or breaks this statement.
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