Twitter | Search | |
Search Refresh
♡ ᴮ**ᶜʰ ᵒⁿ ᵂᵃʳʷⁱᶜᵏ ♡ 12h
Last night I learned you have to keep uncrustables in the fridge
Reply Retweet Like
Peter Head 6h
Reply Retweet Like
Tara Hodges Apr 6
Imagine ordering a beef hamburger and you bite into it and it’s a bean and plant burger 🤢 Vegans I give you props, that shit it was I imagine Oscar the Grouch eats.
Reply Retweet Like
Adrianna & Winston 🐈🐾 Apr 1
Reply Retweet Like
certified given fangirl Apr 3
Just hearing about this malu / peaches sh!t and I love some good tea but this is just gross.
Reply Retweet Like
traceyTRAPMEN😎 Apr 6
Reply Retweet Like
Hemmuttage Apr 4
one of the only shows where my ship was
Reply Retweet Like
Stressedoutmama Apr 6
Regret is letting your toddler force feed you a cracker and then realizing it's soggy and his nose is running. 🤢
Reply Retweet Like
Shawn Anderson 😷😷 11h
Replying to @soapachu
To be fair does anyone wants uncle chuckles going down on them...
Reply Retweet Like
Joost van der Oude Fontein Apr 5
I’m beginning to worry that this is the year Eddy Planckaert won
Reply Retweet Like
Aeon Apr 3
Why is there always a sewage run in RE? "Sewage Jill is the sexist Jill"
Reply Retweet Like
Sharon Creech 16h
Young reader: “My dog almost died from slime “
Reply Retweet Like
A. Elizabeth West Apr 6
Vicky: "Thank you for thinking enough of me to invite me." [to his costume party] Barnabas, looking like every creep ever: "I think a great deal of you."
Reply Retweet Like
✨Faeryn ✨ 22h
Replying to @AITA_reddit
This is disgusting! First of all, why does a man need to take her?! WTF!? She doesn’t have to convince anyone, especially you. Take your misogyny home and re-think your choices.
Reply Retweet Like
Louis Tomeo Apr 3
Since is having an marathon this weekend, I’ll just leave these 2015 pix right here...
Reply Retweet Like
Jammin Apr 4
I know I said I forgave my past self, I just can’t stop cringing from it 😓
Reply Retweet Like
Tiffany R. Gaston 💫 Apr 5
2 more month I turn 26 in this quarantine
Reply Retweet Like
Social Distance Suze 14h
I for one am going to talk everywhere when this is all over.
Reply Retweet Like
Jimmy Rivera Apr 4
Fruity Pebbles tastes like wet confetti.
Reply Retweet Like
Marcus Adams 20h
Home time on a very sunny Tuesday afternoon. Spent the last few hours directing queue traffic + lifting TVs into taxis for elderly ladies - in need of a sit down. Now to complain to my downstairs neighbour about her incessant smoking coming through our windows..
Reply Retweet Like