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Toby ✈️FC 21 Feb 17
I am a dog. My breath is smelly. I stole your food. NOW RUB MY BELLY.
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Detective Pikachupacabra @CamaroShepherd@yiff.life 31 Aug 14
Making toast is just an excuse for me to eat peanut butter.
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If saving dogs is cool, consider me Miles Davis 6 Nov 17
This struggle is real
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Ry 19 Apr 16
My dog is literally dumb he doesn't speak at all. Just barks
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Jennifer Ready 26 Jul 16
Forget the lounge chairs, I'll take the table πŸΆβ˜€οΈπŸ 
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Bob Muyskens Mar 11
You ever just really miss Lexi? Yeah me too.
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THOMAS DA DANK N-GIN 20 Nov 16
. GAVE ME FOOD TODAY IS GOOD DAY I'M A DOG
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LizDance 🐾 19 Aug 17
Someone is talkative
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Patient Zero 2 May 14
Replying to @MechGryph
. ....yeah well, I can lick my own balls!
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Grant Gilmore WTSP 6 Nov 15
Ollie... I see you. Why are you trying to hide amongst your toys?
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Doberdog (broken account) 10 Nov 15
Replying to @dogbomb1
My sense of smell is 1000x of humans. Look, a pile of poo. Holds nose 2 mm from it and sniffs.
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Bailey Jul 7
Me and my cousin Lemmy. Just doing .
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Charlie&DerekTreats 23 Mar 16
lovely yummy treats for your pooch- only from order some today!
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Deutsche Dingo-Zeit 2020! 8 Oct 16
Me: β€œMy feet are cold. I need to get some of those little booties.” : [puzzled] β€œAren’t those called… socks?” Oh. Right.
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Huscoon 17 Oct 14
*lays down in the hallway you were going to walk down or in front of the cupboard you wanted to open*
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Arctic Floof Hazard! πŸ”œ ANE Jan 17
When you get so excited you maul all the plushies.
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β—€ M A N E E πŸ‡±πŸ‡°β–Ά 14 May 18
I laughed so hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Juergen Roth 23 Mar 16
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. s u l l e e . 25 Feb 18
i hate waking up buck when he makes noices in his sleep because i dont know if they are happy or scared noises
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james and the giant peets @ FC2020 May 23
Replying to @ra1nmakertho
i mean peanut butter is pretty important πŸ‘€
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