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Wilmar Kortleever 19m
When a massive Thunderstorm surprises you, rendering the sprinkler rather useless and wasteful - but you’d get soaked before you reach the shut-off.
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bklein01 40m
You sit down on the toilet to go #2 and then your jaw drops and you mouth an obscenity when you see that all to familiar empty toilet paper roll. What do you do?
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Jules 37m
Should go have a shower and then sleep but I am too exhausted to get off the couch - someone come and carry me?
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Jiha Batrisya 12h
I’m not sure if this was a good idea, if it will help me move on or encourage me to be hung up on you forever 😞
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ForsakenCoffeeMachine Jul 15
my water is getting dangerously low.... dare I "Red Light" the issue.
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Lawi™ 9h
Am getting myself a dog,......too bad I live in a rental unless I keep it at my place In nakuru but then I again what's the use am.rarely in naks!!
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Carla Hanson 10h
Replying to @MartinDewar
Although it doesn’t go with a scone!
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Jeida K. is writing into the dark Jul 15
Now that the baby’s down... to write, binge Pose, or read?
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Dan Whittington 3h
You can tell from me that they need to release the "Rinse Out" of Dilemma. I'll personally put the money directly in their pocket!!!
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DG MEME 4h
"Von der Leyen hinted on Monday that Selmayr, one of EU's most powerful behind-the-scenes operators, would leave if she becomes Commission president."
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orchid 14h
Why does it happen that when you want to travel alone but then don’t want to travel alone sometimes!
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Hélène M.A. Déom Jul 14
Honestly I would love to go at all time... but food is rarely plasticfree and I don’t often have time/courage to cook every single meal... it’s an irritating 🙄 anyone motivated to open a plasticfree glutenfree store/restaurant?!😁
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Rach_Sweet&Fluffy 13h
I really want to go to bed but I also really want to see how this ends.
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mari Jul 11
Wanna be here for a good time cus I won’t be here for a long time but I also have NO money to have a good time
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Pavan Sheth 9h
Sending 'Do it ASAP' is arrogance. ' Do it as soon as possible' is humble.
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Lola Gutierrez 19h
I really don’t wanna engage in this physical work out rn .... but I wanna be part of this and look stupid fine. 🙄🔥
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Scott Jul 13
Ah yes. Diet Coke night or off wagon night? 🤔
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Olav 15h
Flying Colors Live at Z7 in Pratteln, Switzerland. Tickets on sale now
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jay kuhns Jul 15
The Gold Standard of Work with Dan Cockerell hrblogs
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇱🇻Läûŕã🇱🇻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Jul 14
Really fancy a vodka or two tonight but doing so well with my diet
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