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jreisen Sep 24
Just found my diary from the 1980’s! One entry says, “Going to a drunken party, that my mom said I can’t go to, to take illegal drugs and possibly behave in a disgusting and shameful manner. Also, so bummed I didn’t make cheerleading”
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Mahima Hinduja Sep 18
It's 3 am and my roommates are watching a horror movie. The power keeps shutting off cuz the main switch keeps turning off on its own. Jesus help me.
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manilla bean 💖🍣 Sep 24
Replying to @kaysa__dilla
I need a quick reevaluation, purge, and some isolation.
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ً 인준이. Sep 18
I want someone to love me.
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Busy Sep 21
Today I almost got my nipple sawed off by a 1950's oscillating fan.
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Surfing Tangents 18h
👀 ....... The point is that magical moment when you do it for Self. - Free of Societal Constraints, free of impressions, and prying eyes.. For me; it was at THAT moment I came to a Self Realization, and was born! ☺💫💕✨
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PopCultureCast Sep 16
As the first rays of electrically generated light touches down upon the feeble man I've become, I rejoice. For now I can watch . And so ends my ordeal.
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basicali Sep 24
Can't wait for tweets and memes on
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Daniel Grote Sep 21
I have never seen the office this empty on a non-holiday weekend Friday.
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Muneeb Sep 24
Replying to @letsdecidelater
nothing.. this is my usual ailaan e aam.. i do this very often.. and thing as well...
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TheLastBadger Sep 23
Dear Diary - what have you done today???
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Young_WichoDominguez 17h
If I wasn’t already feeling shitty getting rained on walking to the train just finished me off
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Hector M Escobar Sep 15
HAPPY birthday to me my only wish would be to have someone to celebrate with LOL
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you may need to know this 30+ years from now but remember the party you won’t remember being at that for sure you weren’t there but you will write down the reminder right here right now. And that nonsensical sentence explains it all. NON sense.
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Heather D 🚫👖 Sep 23
, Today I got a 99 on my math test, and there was pizza in the cafeteria. Best day ever! Also, I went to a party. Not the one Christine was at, though. Another one. We played checkers and drank Coke straight from the bottle. It was wild!
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