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Sh!t Beauts Say 10 Feb 13
When I have a daughter I'm going to name her Taken. That way when a boy asks her names she say "Hi, I'm Taken."
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sheryl gross 14 May 13
Replying to @ergross
is nothing private??
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Victoria 14 Aug 12
But I'm paying for it.
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Kaitlyn Stratton 28 Dec 12
You are impossible to please.....
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BRENDA 27 Oct 15
when your mother tells you to do something and you try five different ways not to do that one thing
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carmvas 19 Feb 14
I think she took it too far...
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Christie. 2 Mar 16
Can relate to Kim somehow
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TammyChristianson 10 Nov 13
Megan texting me from the back seat???
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Greg Knox 21 Feb 14
Let Evelyn hold my Maryland Gooeys for me while we were shopping. After throwing them around, 3 are now broken.
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Richard Graziano 14 Jul 12
Replying to @Gigi_Grazianoo
you do I'm just not there right now
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Peter Cozzoni 2 Jul 14
Just searched the web for "naval piercing airport security". .
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Collins McNeill 26 Sep 12
I wonder if @tatlerr_m knows there's only one R in Tatler
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Na na na na NATALIA 🦇 19 Jan 13
I hate myself when my mom tries to talk to me when I want to be alone, I get snippy and feel really bad
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Paula Lee 23 Apr 13
Some things you just have to learn through experience. And there are some things a mom just cannot fix.
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MButcher 29 Dec 14
Replying to @jesycamaci_
too young for that!!!!
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Coach Preston Pehrson 28 Jan 16
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Ben Scholl 20 Jan 16
Time to stock up on guns.
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Danny Hafen 1 Feb 14
Ella do you want to go to Jesse's basketball game? "Of course i do dad." Ridiculous question dad you idiot.
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Juna  Genna🦁🇯🇲🗽 6 Apr 17
Got tricked into watching a bunch of girly stuff today.. 💀
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Marisa V Vidal Mar 14
You talking mad shit for someone with an Android 🤮
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