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Lindsey's Thoughts Sep 17
👶: I see my superhero signal! is near. 🤰: No signal, just a flashlight 👶: Doesn't Batman have a signal? 🤰: Yes, but superheroes aren't real. 👶: I'm sure that's the same thing Bruce Wayne's mom told him. Luckily he didn't listen to her either. 🤰: 🤨
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Neel Trivedi Sep 17
"Doc, I'm worried. Cliff is addicted to the bottle. He practically wants it every hour. He gets a crazed look whenever he even sees it. What should I do?" "Indulge him." "And there's no in that?" "Not at all. He's 8 months old & your 1st born afterall!"
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Courtney Elsberry Sep 17
"We'll set up camp for the night, bide our time. We don't know what kind of 's lurking in there." "It's a city that's been abandoned for, what, 1000s of years? What's the worst that can be in there?" "I don't know, but adventuring on that'll get us killed."
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J.D. Morganne -hiatus- 😝🖤💛 Sep 17
"I love you like bees love stinging," her brother said, standing over her shoulder. "When a bee stings, its abdomen gets-" "And how loves a quiet stroll." "What?" "How carnivores love a nice, juicy... carrot." He shoved one in her ear. "Mamaaa!"
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Soma Datta (Fiction.Poetry.NF) Sep 17
Kid, eat your dinner. No, I’m . What? Means I only eat meat. Where’s the meat? There’s plenty of protein in this meal now eat! Not protein, meat! Raaaaaaarrrrh! You’re in of being nodessertous. Know what I mean? Yes, Mama. Eat.
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ConverStory Sep 16
Did you read the thread written on the last ? Don't get me started You're NOT crying - I AM crying Bitch, please - only way that'll happen is if I cut you Alright - but you might be in Don't you mean endangered? Whatever - stop rhyming all your damn writing😜
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CMCI 1010 BOT Sep 17
Are you in ? Prescription drugs are being prescribed without proper diagnosis, putting the patient at risk.
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Nicky Lovemore Sep 17
"In my heart there lies How my soul yearns for " "Then come and touch me, dear stranger Stoke the fire from above"
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Br. SADDAM H DARSH 18h
Replying to @saddamdarsh
Coach B3 15119 Morning 2.26 Am 440 volts compartment are open at gate of the coach.
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Esther van den Heuvel Sep 17
“You can stop hiding.” “Is she gone?” “The of you being jumped on is over, Jack.” “I didn’t expect her to grab me in the nuts.” “She’s the most neighbour we’ve ever had.” “Where’s her husband?” “It’s on the front page.” “OMG.”
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Allan Graham Sep 18
10,000 volts. Like we need to know how many before deciding to crack that door open. What are you banging on about? Signs. They’re everywhere. We’re a yellow bib wearing nation now.PC gone mad. What has politics got to do with safety? Yeah, exactly.
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Jacob Riis Sep 17
These kids should not be working in these dangerous conditions!!!
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Rebekah Webb Sep 17
"We're in ! The lawn flamingos have taken over the city!" "Sir, please calm down and stop throwing plastic flamingos at everyone."
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Kevin Jones Sep 16
“Where’s the flyswatter?” “Where it usually is. Lost.” “We are in of being overrun by winged beasts.” “One fly?” “Two.” “In the-“ “Kitchen.” “Did you try using a spatula?” “No. I tried using a cast iron pan.” “So that’s why there’s a hole in the backsplash.”
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Lubang Alex Charles Sep 17
Avoiding is not in the long run than outright exposure. The fearful are caught as often as the bold. ~ Helen Keller
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Mary David-Snow Sep 17
You should know EC's been meeting with Sheila. Something about a blackmail scheme has put him in . Sheila? My wife? She's been advising him. EC actually said this to you? You know I don't gossip. The thing is, my wife, Sheila, is dead.
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Healthy Tips 3h
"All the numbers are given in accordance with one-time consumption by a statistically average man of 180 lb."
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Suzanne Smith 15h
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Kane Haywood - Roger 21h
How are people who are severely sight impaired supposed to see the steps into the train, no wonder why I fell between the platform and train yesterday. travel
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Faissal Khan 23h
On the sets of with my co-actors who constantly motivate each other.
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