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Stacy Andrews Jun 2
Smoking a cigar with your 24-yr-old son may be the best reward for longevity the world ever created.
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geekdadvstheworld Jun 5
When your daughter asks you to put her hair in a ponytail....it doesn't matter how bad at it you might be, you put her fucking hair in a ponytail!
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Joe Blauvelt Jun 3
After upgrading the shelving within the closets, I built, stained, and installed the barn doors. I’m pretty happy with the results.
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DracV_Pauper Jun 2
If you ever wanted to know who is the responsible one in my marriage, here’s my wife and I replying to my daughter’s text about getting a job and apartment.
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Brenton DeBoef May 31
Just a typical lazy Sunday with the world’s nosiest air cannon at our house.
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SaratogaChamber May 30
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Si Birch May 31
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Matt Harvell 8h
Headed to Orange Beach to sit in a tropical storm..... @ Auburn, Alabama
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Brent 18h
I see neighbour is trying to catchup... bastard. (DINKS) Double income no kids doesnt understand Adds another 150 lbs fert before the rain.
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Jimmy Mallory 17h
I think there is some sort of natural law that states that once you become a dad, your sneezes must increase in power. I swear there is a small earthquake in my house every time I sneeze.
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KnifeWifeLife Jun 5
Don’t forget your on ! He will love an awesome knife! Check out Be Ready Blade Works at for more
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Richard Martin May 30
Finally. The I've been waiting for. The soundtrack to our
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Becky Lehr May 30
I am now the proud owner of several mid-90s Wizards of the Coast posters from when Gen Con was in Milwaukee, and this sweet-ass floppy reader for my laptop:
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Grillo May 30
Replying to @tiggstee @L_Snowww
At least when you talk to me I can relate😂👌🏽
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The Rustosaurus Rex Jun 1
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Allan J Ingraham May 30
Ever look back at your childhood and wonder " What was my dad doing all the time? I know he was doing things but I have no idea really what they were".
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steps0x29a (🏡) Jun 2
Die Tochter guckt "Tittipo" auf Netflix und ich kann nicht mehr 🤣 allein das Intro 🤣
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MdotLeamy 5h
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Patrick McGaughey Jun 1
I wanted to eat something with a whole bottle of 🍷 because I thought covid was fucked up . . . But damn. . . . . . .
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Luke Davies May 30
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