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Triple Play Dad Dec 12
It's funny how going to work gives you a little breather from the chaos of three boys.
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Bears Still Suck🧀🏈 3h
On December 14, 2017, Evie Erin came into this world and blessed us in a way we never thought possible. A year later, I still can’t believe she’s ours. Mommy and Daddy love you, baby! ❤️ You are my world. You are my purpose, and you’ll always be my little girl.
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Xuenan Prince 1h
Being a is and will be hard... I have a tough enough time deciding between a burger or a dog myself... now I'm obligated to confront others about it as well...
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Kimberly Richman Dec 4
I don’t “look” . This is just my face now.
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Momma Librarian Dec 13
People say you'll get used to doing everyday activities like grocery shopping with 2 kids and it gets easier. Their LYING. It takes forever, its chaotic, you never leave with what you came for, you leave a path of destruction, and someone is/has/will cry.
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The Real T Dec 11
Yeah...my buddy’s right.
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Likefatherlikeson Dec 4
Husband pro tip #357 If you're making yourself a sandwich ask your wife if she wants one, if she says no, make an extra one anyways, this way if she ends up wanting one bam! If not you got 2 sandwiches.
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Joe Martin Dec 13
MJ went full on on Malik Monk
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Larry Graham Dec 13
Good morning, Toledo
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JayTouts Dec 13
My 12yr old son, told me he joined the school baseball team. Excited dad here. When I was young a new pair of Shoes made me feel like I would play better. So I went and surprised him with some new kicks. I hope he gets the same excitement as I did
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YourDaddy 2h
For any young parents trying to decide whether to have children, do yourself a favor and listen to “baby shark” at least 50 times in one day. If that doesn’t help you decide nothing will
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Mallory Briancesco 2m
Today’s edition of 2yo Ruins Everything: 1. Gets bored making cookies. Eats 4 snacks. 2. Finds my purse. Pulls it apart. 4. Pulls push pins out of the wall and rearranges bbq utensils. 5. Turns on gas stove & leaves. 6. Decorates the floor w all toys.
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Jody Fuller 14h
14 months old today. That’s crazy! and I love her so much. She wakes up when I try to put her in the crib, but that’s ok. We won’t be able to do this forever, so we’ll do it while we can. My is that every child is loved a much as our miracle baby.
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Michael Vogel Dec 11
Teacher: while we want parents to play non-screen games with their kids, we worry about your kid Me: how so Teacher:(to 5yo) start counting 5yo: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace Me: I thought I taught you better 5yo: sorry Me: Ace is always low
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Oscar Mike Podcast Dec 9
Will be Recording today as soon as I can find some Quiet.
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Mr. Brightside Dec 12
6 is playing me up big time, now I have a Blink 182 Christmas ornament, which he made for me at school today. If he thinks his sweetness and bribery are going to get him a Nintendo Switch... He’d be right 🤣
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Rise Above💋 14m
They’re like little puppies. One on my lap, the other on the floor on my feet. They’re everywhere.
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BryanHayes 14h
Proud Dad bragging moment My Son just called as he's on the road with Team Grades came out today and his 1st quarter in college he got a 3.89 GPA Here's the best part Dad I'm gonna get a 4.0 next Quarter I said nothing but I'm so proud of you This,is,what it's about
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Dave Smith 19h
I have spit up on my end the fed t shirt.
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Joshua "Smocking Gun" Flores 5h
Replying to @mrjoshflores
It's so much easier to jot down or continue work in a dependable analog paper journal with a pen while juggling two kids and daily errands. I wouldn't be able to balance a baby and bottle AND my MacBook Air or a tablet safely. So this is my best current setup.
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