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Dad in the Now 6m
Went on a run with 17 this morning. Her nose was running due to the cold air and she started to gag so I taught her how to spit a loogie. I didn't choose the DadLife, the chose me.
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The Paternity Test 16m
I am “doesn’t know the proper application of the phrase, ‘big mood’” years old.
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Michael Robison 12h
Love working out with my son.... noah is crushing it at 11 yrs old....
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TwinzerDad 9m
I just googled "Sidney Crosby eating a sandwich" so I could convince my hockey obsessed toddler that Crosby always eats his sandwich. That's where things are at right now.
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Andrew vG 28m
Shopping for new laptop today. I don't care how powerful it is or how much storage it has. All I want to know is this: Can tiny fingers peel off the keyboard keys?
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JoeyFunk 27m
Daughter doodle flex.
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YourDaddy 19m
Everytime I say something that makes my 2 year old laugh he turns to his mother and says “dad being funny?” Listen kid, I am hilarious. We don’t need confirmation from your mother ’s
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RubMor 17h
Pregnant wife was complaining about the dustpan and how it's hard to bend over while cleaning up after 1yo. So I just bought her a standing dustpan. Valentine's day may be over, but the romance never ends.
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NEW YORK HAUNTED 18h
Went out and had to many beers for the first time in 19 months.
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Juan Carroll 2h
Big sis teaching little sis. Kinsley working on her dive! 😂
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Irwin M. Fletcher 1h
Nonstop volleyball and basketball games today, maybe a bonus indoor soccer game later on.
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Tyler Ingram 43m
Cannot parent until I’ve had at least 1 cup of ☕️
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gemelo osos papá 2h
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Jeff Watters 1m
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J.LeVar Bryan, Sr. 34m
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Tino Dollars 33m
Look who came out to play @ Richmond, Kentucky
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Nate Lambert 17h
A night by myself! What kind of trouble can I get myself into? Hell, I'll probably just watch until I pass out on the couch at 9:30! 🤷‍♂️
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HeathAlanDowning Feb 13
Replying to @hitRECordJoe
Putting my youngest to sleep on the bottom bunk
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PANDAS 38m
Day Twenty-one one of our 💜 Thank you Victoria
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Michael Barrowman 7h
3yo: "I put my orange skin in the recycling so that when the man comes and takes it away, he can make a new orange"
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