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Michael Vogel Oct 20
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WILKES Oct 20
Conversation with my 8 year old, Linley: Linley: “Dad, what’s a motto?” Me: “It’s like a short phrase that pretty much sums up what you believe.” Linley: “Ohhh ok.” Me: “What’s your motto?” Linley (without hesitation): “Keep trying. Keep trying and never give up.”
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rhett stubblefield Oct 18
My buddy asked me what was like, so I squeezed a ketchup packet on his shirt then smiled sweetly and hugged him
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Matthew Archer 4h
Long day watching the children so let’s see what we got here with the Spinach, Mushroom and Garlic rising crust pizza pie!
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dADDisms Oct 19
Friend from Church: *likes my tweet* Me: Holy sh*t - Uh, how long have you been following me?
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Matt Jones Oct 20
1. Lick finger 2. Poke daddy in the face 3. Repeat
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Morten Rand-Hendriksen 11h
I'm standing in line.
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Mr. Dad Oct 17
I think that “Avengers Inifinity War” should have been about a parent vs the laundry.
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Nick Younker Oct 20
We may be people, but this is the most effective way to melt a human heart!
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Tony Tran 1m
Proud dad moment 🤩🤩🤩 1st swimming class 🏊🏼‍♀️ @ Jump Swim Schools Wanneroo
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Hunter Russell 2h
Finally some cool weather
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Nick Wagner Oct 20
I’m officially a dad! It’s a feeling like nothing else ❤️❤️❤️
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Chris Botto 7h
When you wanna watch the game but the kids want you to swing them.
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dADDisms 4h
[Barefoot in the dark kitchen] Me: *steps in something squishy* That BETTER NOT be the banana my 2yo looked me in the eyes and promised he’d eat. *turns light on* Oh good. It’s poop.
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Mr. Dad Oct 20
TV show idea: A cooking show where you also have to supervise multiple children. One needs help with math hw, one is sick, and the other is a wild card. Title: Real Life How to win: Nobody dies and you retain your sanity.
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dADDisms Oct 20
Snow White and Sleeping Beauty end the same way.
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Donny 14h
Me before kids: “I never get sick!” Me with kids: “alright child, what disease are you giving me this week?”
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Colin Cassidy 4h
Things you think you’ll never say “hey don’t step on your ham!”
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DirtDogDad 5h
Can someone please confirm, is this normal behavior? .
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Juan Carroll 3h
Alex & Cheekas @ the patch.
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