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Gerraint ® Jul 13
A chicken walks in to a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll be, chicken?” The chicken says, “I’d like a nice pale ale with some type of a fruit flavor, in an iced glass with a handle.” The bartender says, “You want the bar across the road.”
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Khalil Sehnaoui Jul 15
Sorry, I couldn’t resist.
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Timothy Imholt Jul 17
What animal can jump higher than a mountain. All of them, mountains can’t jump.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. Jul 3
Me: So sick of my car. I'm sellin it & buying a Honda—like Jesus Wife: Jesus didnt have a Honda🤔 M: He was just humble about it W: No he wasnt—b/c he didnt have a Honda M: Orly? Then why’d Jesus say in John 12:49, "For I did not speak of my own Accord." 😅 W: 😑🤦🏾‍♀️
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Random Jokes 5h
What did the Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool Ranch!
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stoopidllamas78 Jul 18
Replying to @stalinslut
No so much “Splendour “ in that grass then.
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Dad Bod The Podcast 22h
Why is the letter B so cool?
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Encompass Advisors 18h
We love Mike Perros's ! Happy Friday!
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Random Jokes 9h
Archaeology really is a career in ruins.
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Maechael1916 Jul 16
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Front Runner Roofing 12h
Fri-nally! 🙌🎉 Enjoy your weekend!
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Random Jokes 21h
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles!
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zi-zi Jul 17
and I said, “Tuesday.”
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Random Jokes 13h
Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.
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iGoeMan Jul 14
What it felt like feeding the little man solids for the first time.
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Autumn Garrett 17h
this is so wrong bad google play
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Alper Kılcı 16h
We have a new web developer tn the office and apparently he's the only windows guy in the team.
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Chris Rossetti Jul 17
Replying to @EdWiley
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Sean O' Rourke Jul 15
I fear I have peaked
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B-RAD 21h
How is it I don't already own this shirt?
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