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Dhruvin Sep 24
Fall is here so take a guess. What kind of car runs on leaves?
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Matt Fawcett Sep 22
Did you know that there was no place to wash your hands on the Titanic? It was deemed unsinkable.
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Laura Lake (Michigan) Sep 22
“Yolmer the shoulder” I’m dead.
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Matt Fawcett 11h
Bro, do you want a pamphlet? Yeah, brochure.
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BadPuns.com Sep 23
I crossed a dog with a hen. Got pooched eggs.
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David Lamb Sep 23
An SQL query walks up to two tables in a restaurant and asks "Mind if I join you?"
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Matt Fawcett Sep 23
I used to be against being an organ donor. But then I had a change of heart.
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JTJ Sep 21
It makes sense now 🤓
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Eddie 🏒🏈🎸 Former Diehard Leafs Fan Sep 23
When is a door not a door? When it is ajar. Badumbum!
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Rahul Pathak Sep 23
This isn’t mine. It’s from a fb group I joined. 😂
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The Real Bobby J 🇺🇸 Sep 23
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Scott Mislan Sep 23
He was voted the dentist of the year and all he got was a little plaque.
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ciera Sep 20
*finding money in the wash machine* “my tip”
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Richard Blackwell Sep 22
I misplaced Dwayne Johnson’s cutting tool for the origami workshop... I can’t believe I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.
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Rand0mBl0ke Sep 23
I threw a boomerang years ago, but it didn't come back yet. I've lived in constant fear ever since.
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Scott Mislan Sep 24
Who runs the Keebler elves' answering service? The Tree-ceptionist.
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Matt Fawcett Sep 24
A canopy is the most snarky yard accessory. It's always throwing shade.
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Bobo Chang Sep 21
Blast 💥 your week off right, will ya? With a smile 😊! ... They asked me if I wanted to put this in with the official set photos, and I said heck yeah, it should be canonized! #🙄 @ Santa Monica Pier
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Dat Dude Keith Sep 24
🤣🐝 @ North Phoenix, Phoenix
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Jason Borton 17h
A new extreme sport.
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