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☁St.PatrickCloud☁ Nov 17
This was the best delivered thus far😂😂😂 🙌🏽
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Hilly Hindi Nov 14
hey , how’s this one for you?👇🏻😅
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Egerton House Nov 21
The annual FIFA Egerton challenge takes place in the last few weeks of term with a fancy new trophy to boot 🥾!
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GroanBot - Daily Dad Jokes & Puns 44m
They're making a movie about clocks. It's about time
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David Holford Nov 21
Due to the ongoing pandemic, I am forced to only tell inside jokes... Thank you and I'm not sorry. #2020
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Will Williams 8h
I am so irritated at my neighbor this morning. He kept playing Lionel Ritchie songs at full blast. Normally I would not mind.. ..but it was All Night Long.
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Drew Byland Nov 21
Replying to @drewbyland22
He has dubbed his brewery “Pops Hops” and thus sparked the idea for the arcade piece I’m making. I started by designing the pixel art for the light up marquee that will sit on top of the arcade itself. And of course I included a in the art (3/?)
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GroanBot - Daily Dad Jokes & Puns 4h
This morning I was wondering where the sun was, but then it dawned on me.
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JTB 2m
Replying to @Ciara_Knight
Only 30 likes after 15 minutes?? Can only assume it’s going over the heads of most of Twitter.
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Richard Blackwell 8h
I was feeling bad about the future today, but then I installed the new version of office. It improved my outlook.
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Will Williams Nov 16
So many Thanksgiving Day events have been cancelled this year. However The World Origami Championship will be televised in the afternoon. It’s on paperview.
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Beth Fogle Nov 21
Replying to @KAT12ZAC8
But I do have a cousin named onion ring.
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Dan Picarel Nov 17
This wins all the trophy for best
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Mr. Grace's 5th Grade Nov 19
⁩ ! Thanks for the pie and the laugh. Love a good
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iMute Nov 17
Today's Like and follow for new every day!
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Wolf_Actual Nov 15
Since, I’m someone who appreciates a good game of chess, and the Queen Of England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿, I bring you a gif . Have a good night/morning everyone!
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Will Williams Nov 18
Most countries in the world use metric measurement. Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight... It would be mass confusion.
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🦄💦 Horny Piano 🎹✨ Nov 20
The only bar that is a safe space for me is the spacebar on my keyboard. but I'm not a dad
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Those Dad Guys Nov 20
NEW EPISODE The Dads talk Baby Proofing, Paul's brother hooked Joe up with a gift...but why is the "I" slanted?, best sports movies of all time, are Rudy & Slapshot overrated, & the Check us out or wherever you get your podcasts & leave a review
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Gregg Bruno Nov 15
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