Twitter | Search | |
Search Refresh
Katie Day 21h
Today at work I won a yeti cooler because I sold the most amount of beer and I can’t wait to fill up the cooler with beer.
Reply Retweet Like
alyssa mastromonaco Apr 19
but how can he be judgmental when a handful of Senators could reasonably wearing diapers?
Reply Retweet Like
ChamberlinForJustice Apr 18
Here is Judge Kenny Griffis using my twitter account in a “how not to” presentation. I am now tweeting about Judge Kenny Griffis using my twitter account in a “how not to” presentation that, while watching, I decided I would tweet about. 😮
Reply Retweet Like
Anjanette Apr 17
Just used the "if everyone jumped off a cliff" argument with my mom.
Reply Retweet Like
Cape Leopard Trust Apr 12
- oldie but a goodie! One of the first obtained in the Boland area, but still one of our favourite. She was called Safara (BF2) now another female, Amber (BF21), roams the Bainskloof mountains in her place.
Reply Retweet Like
Molly Jong-Fast Apr 20
Hot take! Rudy Giuliani is taking this job with the Trump defense team because he wants to be on tv so he can find wife NUMBER FOUR.
Reply Retweet Like
Gael LEVEL🌐 Apr 11
I got excited about building a wardrobe and adding Leds to it 🤣
Reply Retweet Like
Sarah Estes Apr 12
Rabbits competing for resources in the VHS ecosystem.
Reply Retweet Like
Jean Apr 18
There's a Merlin outside my office eating a Red-winged Blackbird.
Reply Retweet Like
Molly Jong-Fast 10h
It’s part of Trump’s pornstar philanthropy project, he pays off numerous pornstars many of whom he hasn’t impregnated because he’s the most Christian president ever.
Reply Retweet Like
16 Days 🎓 Apr 19
If i end up going to the military I’m going the navy and I’m coming straight back to scheme on freshmen at odu....
Reply Retweet Like
Ro-Bear 🐾 Apr 20
Replying to @robynriana
20. Favorite Soundtrack: The Lion King 🦁 Had to choose one, it's Lion King- no contest!
Reply Retweet Like
Jennifer Volkmann Apr 14
Critters heading home for bigger critters to consume.
Reply Retweet Like
tblaque🦋 Apr 13
Currently in my life, I feel like I'm at the point where ya parents through you out in the woods to become a man or woman. (Really figure out life) what kinda person you are. After the journey, ill build and prepare family and prepare them.
Reply Retweet Like
Molly Jong-Fast Apr 12
Always important to impregnate one’s domestic staff.
Reply Retweet Like
Bush Science Apr 20
Mr. Thomas and Ms. Nguyen are learning about life cycles and completing their CER.
Reply Retweet Like
Stan Burgess-Brown 13h
Cooking an egg this morning and it made a clucking sound
Reply Retweet Like
sandy jones Apr 11
Molly just ate a baby rabbit whole!! I am so sick about this. How does my Princess eat baby bunny fufu?
Reply Retweet Like
M I C H E L L E 🌙 Apr 12
Am I the only one that wants to buy new clothes but ends up not buying anything because you want to lose weight and end up never losing weight so you never have nice clothes and complain about not having anything to wear so you end up at the mall not buying anything
Reply Retweet Like
Astrokerrie Apr 17
Leg raises while eating popcorn is my new aesthetic.
Reply Retweet Like