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Worstliarever Jul 17
So last week I had strep throat which I thought were tonsil stones at first. My body must have presumed I wanted stones of some kind so it helped me create 3 new kidney stones that I just passed.
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TheWillisClan 15h
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Bobby Pella 20h
I just realized I only go to the gym because there is a across the street.
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Dave 13h
Anybody else think Trump is little bit like Scar from the Lion King and the Russians are the hyena's
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Chinyere Missceway Nweke Jul 18
Replying to @victorfreze
Truth is, most of the guys we want to chat with aren't asking for our numbers and when they do they ignore our hi or hey, so we basically transfer the aggression to the ones begging us to.
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Kaegan Renee☀️ Jul 10
Be the coach that make kids wanna become a coach or the best version of themselves.
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Mike Sullivan Jul 15
Checking out some of the local flavor ! Wine is from Indiana, where I work now, the barrel’s wood is from Minnesota, where I started my career.
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Evie Wrenn💕🍭 Jul 17
My brother was a dick to me my entire childhood and now my brother has met his match because my fiancé is an even bigger dick to my brother.
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New England Permaculture Jul 18
Ants cutting up a dead bumblebee. Poor bee :( The bee will be food for the ants however. The ants in turn will help aerate the soil.
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Geri Terry Jul 18
Wow! What a day to feel proud; my Year 6 with their amazing performance of The Lion King and then watching my own Y6 son in his farewell play, Courtroom Chaos
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SoCalNatureMama Jul 10
There may be a reason we have see less rabbits in our garden. The number of Cooper Hawks have increased. We had four roosting on our telephone poles last night!
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fkthdmbsht Jul 17
20 yr olds make mistakes because they don't listen to those of us who already made em. Here I am now wishing I listened to the ppl who told me shit in my 20s.
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Jitender Sokhy 8h
Update: all the seagulls are eating the dead ants. In their droves (obvs).
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JellyBean Jul 11
Emotional today as eldest off on a 10 day expedition with school. No contact. Off grid so to speak. Know I’ll be all nonchalant at drop off but in car home 😭. But, fantastic experience, also, just walked past baby in buggy sucking on own feet & feel chipper again!
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Gabe Ryan 22h
Replying to @jobe_cracks
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princesspunkyblue Jul 18
Sat in Grafton St Manchester ahead of my son’s graduation tomorrow. 36 years ago it was me graduating.
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Tyler MF Westervelt Jul 16
driving down the road see 2 raccoons one is hit kicking on the road the other walking back towards the hurt one but turns around last second and kyle tried to dodge it but hit the second one. now both are on the road kicking around....
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Lynn Colliar Jul 13
Joyous high fives at our house after we saved a bee from the pool - T scooped it out with the skimmer and we sat with it as it dried in the sun and fed it sugar water. 15mins and it flew away!!! (*then came in the house and killed a fruit fly. )
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Jo 🧚🏽‍♂️ Jul 19
My favourite thing to do as a library worker was weeding. 10 years ago, I was working as an information specialist and helped to research an issue that was published on [redacted]. Now I’m a managing editor for same site. I just archived my report 🤓
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Gorsefield Primary School 20h
Tonight Gorsefield was transformed into the African Pride Lands. Our Year 6 had no worries as they gave an amazing performance of the Lion King! What an end to their primary school life 🦁
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