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Jimmy Nov 15
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Chris W Werner 2h
Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
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BrackenfellBoytjie 1h
When you realise that may have left a devilthorn in your toilet on
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Shawn Millan 8h
is 78. That means in just 2 years he'll be an octagongenarian.
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Sasha 2h
a rhino once gored Chuck Norris and got a concussion
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Chuck Norris fan 15h
when walks out into the rain, he doesn't get wet. the rain gets .
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Random Jokes Nov 15
Chuck Norris doesn't have pubic hairs because hair doesn't grow on balls of steal.
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Chuck Norris fan Nov 17
is not insured for earthquakes, earthquakes are insured for
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Chuck Norris fan Nov 17
’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through
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Chris W Werner Nov 17
Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris.
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Chris W Werner 13h
To Chuck Norris, everything contains a vulnerability.
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Ben Ezard Nov 13
had a fight with ; the wager was the loser had to wear their pants on the outside.
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Chuck Norris fan 3h
For undercover police work, pins his badge underneath his shirt, directly into his chest.
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Chris W Werner Nov 17
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chris W Werner Nov 17
When Chuck Norris says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.
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Chris W Werner Nov 14
If you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires.
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Chris W Werner Nov 15
Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris fan Nov 15
can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chris W Werner Nov 17
When Chuck Norris was born, he immediately had sex with the first nurse he saw. He was her first. She was his third. That afternoon.
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Chuck Norris fan 19h
once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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