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HealthRanger Jul 17
The legendary Chuck Norris pens article urging Americans to wake up on the ‘covert chemtrailing’ taking place in this country.
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Céilidh 17h
"Please approach us for support" they said. "We won't judge you" they said. And then they post this ad...
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Birds Don't Fly In A Cage. Jun 7
What else do you know can do... 🤣🤣🤣 what a legend.
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Paul Jun 17
My son turned 15 last Friday. He meet Chuck Norris today and got his autograph. His life is now complete. 😉
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Enlightened Blonde Jul 5
Replying to @_Cooper @TheRock
Dude never dies.. He's our generation's ! This is 2018 he just re-spawns bigger & better
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Rose 17h
Oh dear! Don’t do it, Chuck Norris says no. And by the way, you’re a murderer. New ad in
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9inety 5ive May 20
I can't wait to let this song out to the DJs
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Danee Bourgeois Jul 12
says "Im ready to go if the time calls"
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Polyteknix⚔ Jul 19
is based upon first PC, a multiclass fighter/monk/paladin, from when he was 5.
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💋🍭🇲🇺Ikunuza No Rirī🇲🇺🍭💋 Jul 17
Slenderman is afraid that there's under his bed.
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High Country Angular May 21
May Meetup is a wrap. Thanks everyone for coming! We are passionate about building a strong in the High Country of North Carolina and are so glad you all are along the ride. Hope you had fun building the joke generator and we will see you in June.
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9inety 5ive Jun 29
Telling someone how you feel is honestly the hardest shit ever.
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Mark Montegriffo 17h
Don't know whether to laugh or cry. Calling clinics extermination centres...but a quote from Chuck Norris. Chuck freaking Norris 😂😂 says everything really. Here come the memes
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SteveTVShow Jul 9
Who says 91-year-olds can't play beer pong? My new friend even beat ... and me! See why Grandma went viral:
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wadsyj383 Jul 10
My uncle said awesome things will come . Then I was born 😎
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burb29 Jul 18
can taste the difference between the right and the left Twix
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Mike Battershell Jul 16
Not saying I am but I did just remove a splinter...with my left hand from my right hand...and I didn’t even bleed or whimper.
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Steve G 2h
This week we deconstruct one of the greatest films of all time: Lone Wolf McQuade. Don't think it is that great? Tell that to Chuck Norris!
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9inety 5ive Jul 14
Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining – it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn’t solve any problems.
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Chuck Norris fan 2h
once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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