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Bot Chuck Noia 22h
Chuck Norris dedicates at least three hours every day to conceiving new life.
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Chuck Norris fan 19h
sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris fan 15h
once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
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Random Jokes Feb 16
Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom.
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Sasha 17h
When the lord said let there be light, Chuck Norris said say please.
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Chuck Norris fan 3h
milk is sensitive to .
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Ned Nederlander Feb 19
Replying to @McLarenF1 @LandoNorris
Proud your father
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Brady Feb 19
"Chuck Norris un-invented the Parabolic Hemorrhoid Disruptor which is why we have never heard of it before."
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Brady Feb 14
"When Chuck Norris was born people called him Chucky"
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Nu Feb 17
Chuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too.
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David Wilson Feb 18
Fun fact to freak you out this evening, is 78 years old. Side note, anyone else remember his cartoon? Still love his movies and never missed a Walker Texas Ranger.
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Nu Feb 18
Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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Nu Feb 17
Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day.
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Chuck Norris fan Feb 15
wisdom: Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, Give a fish a man and you feed him for life.
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Brady Feb 15
"When Chuck Norris wants chicken, he really means children."
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Brady 7h
"Chuck Norris once did stand-up comedy in Las Vegas. The entire audience laughed themselves to death."
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Nu Feb 17
If, by some incredible space-time paradox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win. Period.
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Nu Feb 17
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.
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Nu Feb 17
Doctor : Does it hurt? Mother : Yes, a lot. Doctor : So are we vaccinating the baby, or should I slap you again?
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Nu Feb 17
It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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