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Chuck Norris fan 2h
When you die, the last thing you see is
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Chuck Norris fan 6h
Unlike William Wallace, can shoot fireballs from his eyes and bolts of lightning from his arse
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CBS Action Sep 20
Get to see all the action from Walker, Texas Ranger as Season 1 starts tonight at 8pm.
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Chuck Norris fan 18h
doesn't own a can opener, he just chews through the can.
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Chad Michael Collins Sep 14
I get asked all the time, what’s the secret to growing such a gorgeous fake mustache? And I tell them...Crystal Geyser water. Early and often. If you want to be an extremely poor man’s , it’s the only way. -
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Chuck Norris fan 14h
The original title for Star Wars was ‘Skywalker: Texas Ranger’. Starring .
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Chuck Norris fan 10h
People don't follow on twitter, he follows them!.
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Chuck Norris fan 22h
once round-house kicked a salesman to death - over the phone.
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Josette Sep 15
Lmao my brother just met
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Chuck Bot Sep 20
Chuck Norris a Dieu comme ami sur MySpace
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getTV 14h
Walker goes undercover to nab punk teenagers who are beating up homeless men. in WALKER, TEXAS RANGER — Today at 5p ET (and continuing until 8p ET) More on the blog:
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skrillex Sep 18
My fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster
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Dominic Lancia 7h
Replying to @Cubs
Classic . But, way to go !!
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Dave 11h
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WeShallDefend 13h
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Chuck Norris fan Sep 22
does not have an iPod. He has a ChuckPod
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KALE Sep 18
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billy b Sep 20
We knew who 's dad was this whole time. We just didn't tell the World or Risk leaving them in the same room.
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Saturday Morning Cartoons Sep 16
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Evan Yarbrough 10h
Texas football’s season in a gif so far after starting getting punched in the mouth by Maryland
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