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christine Jan 11
Replying to @Basket_Weaving
To me that sounds even more dangerous
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Dr Tseen Khoo Oct 18
, we need to do something about these freakin’ plane trees. They’re going to be the death of someone.
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Matt Foulis Jan 16
Skittles are dangerous and I plead with you to never eat them again
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sara h Jul 3
If Vardy were in my PE lesson, I’d have him get a bit of scrap paper and put his gum in the bin
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Alex Ross 14 Jan 18
Very thoughtful 50th-birthday presents from my friend Andrew Kaplan (who received 's Music After the Fall after reaching the same ambiguous milestone).
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jeff astrof Aug 23
I’m warning you, I would not eat or drink anything for the rest of the show.
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Josh Thomas May 16
this just fell out of the packet when pouring cereal for our little girl ?
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Pete The Retailer Nov 24
I remember back in junior high we used to sneak out at night and eat mixed nuts.
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Gavis Daylord 1 Nov 17
I just don’t see how a team can be down 4 runs in the bottom of the 7th inning... In game 7 of the series...
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Heating Engineers aka Stan Apr 23
It’s a bit far down the throat like real deep
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Jodie Nov 6
Be careful when you eat jam tarts guys, you might find the jam a bit plasticy
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Aaron 🦉 May 23
There was a pit still in the cherry of my milkshake that I bit right into. How much do you guys think I can make off of this.
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Trent Demaria⚡️ Sep 29
Sabotaged with the crushed ice in the funnel. 😂😂
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ST 🖖#WeAreStarfleet Jun 16
Hey after your campaign about ending plastic waste, it's infuriatingly ironic that this PLASTIC LITTER would land on my front lawn. Please put your money where your mouth is and practice what you preach.
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I Call It My Mini Meme Jun 5
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Saraphina Katerina Feb 15
Shout out to for teaching 13yo boy choking procedure via so he can more safely babysit his little sister.
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Rock N Roll Robbo Feb 17
BIG ups to my Mam who didn’t cut my grapes in half for the first time EVER
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Bendigo Harness 8 Dec 17
I reckon the lime slices are too big mate
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Helen Sep 23
Cough, cough would be an understatement..... 😂😂
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PTBarpun May 30
I just realized because of the wrinkles on this balloon the warning label says WANG.
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