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Harry 8 Nov 13
My arsehole is a flamethrower 💩🔥
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Kirsten McLennan 5 Nov 12
Another big bottle of Tabsaco finished. Sigh! .
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nirmalmann 5 Aug 13
WELL BIG MAC WITH SAMBAL IS ACTUALLY QUITE SEDAP. :)
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cork wine bar 24 Feb 14
Thanks I woke up at 4am and had to take some tums.
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Ryan 24 Jul 14
This is how my face feels right now
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Garrett Westhoven 27 Jan 17
I need to learn the the solution to my is not just always add more meat.
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Sarah Hunt 12 Aug 15
The fact I have run out of garlic cloves has sent me in to a frenzy
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Gareth 🦈🍷 29 Jan 16
Why don't curry houses believe me when I ask for the hottest thing they do and then make it hotter?
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Hannah 9 Jul 14
Soooo, Never ever touch your eye after cutting chillies it hurts like F!!!
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Lucia Fernanda ❦ 20 Jul 13
Heart burn is common on young Mexicans
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Tony Burroughs 29 Aug 14
Can't wait to get home to kill those aphids
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Nicola Champion-Ghahary 7 Nov 17
Cutting chilli, do not touch eye...cutting chilli, do not touch eye...d'oh!
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The Chilli Pad 2 May 16
Emergency start from scratch! With a little help from Waitrose
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North Devon Chillies Aug 25
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Rich DeSimone 16 Sep 14
Replying to @Frozen2late
oh, I wasn't trying it...so that's a NO
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wtf momma joyce 20 Sep 12
"Did you walk Fatso? Is that why she's out of breath?"
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Roxanne Dickson 16 Aug 18
When you’ve completely ball bagged the chilli by putting cayenne pepper powder in, instead of mild chilli powder...hope you like it hot
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LK 17 Dec 12
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Jake Williams 4 May 14
Feels like I've been butt raped
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Singh Tsung 18 Oct 13
Wow that shit burnt my arse.
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