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Camille- Hail Maximus! 👑 7h
.<--------- .Note to self: this time try not to have your mouth open in the QAL photos
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Jodi Jun 13
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👑 Domiiniicán Mixed Kiisses 💦 Jun 14
Ok, so my baby fever is REAL REAL 😳🤦🏾‍♀️ I WANT MY SON SO BAD 😔 Don’t get me wrong, I love my daughters like crazy & won’t trade them for NOTHING ... I just want a son ... So He can walk around all mixed like his mother ... 😍 And Curly Hair 🤞🏾😍🤦🏾‍♀️😔🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
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sweetascandy Jun 12
The tongue has no bones, but strong enough to break a heart. So be careful with your words.
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22/7 Sally Amaki/天城サリー(Gintoki/Kuroo Enthusiast) 9 Jun 18
I apologize from the bottom of my heart for outshining my members in every picture
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Ker E Apr 19
Got a google home mini the other day. Whenever I ask it something I have to stop myself from saying thank you. Guess thats what happens when you get manners beat into you as a kid. 😂🤷‍♀️
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Liquor Store Bandits Jun 14
Sorry for all the tweets! But it is history that was made in my lifetime. 🙅🏻‍♂️
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SwimDad72 Jan 15
If you happen to watch Netflix’s new series Sex Education...spoiler alert...it has a character meant to be a regional swimmer...which as a swim parent you spend most of the time shouting at the screen how crap this so-called top swimmer’s technique is 🤷‍♂️🤨
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Trish Rayner Jun 13
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Tyara♥Monique Jun 11
Replying to @emily_fri
I once said “‘V’— as in vagina” to a customer service rep once and immediately had to apologize and explain that I’m a nurse and it was the first word that popped into my head lol 🤷🏾‍♀️
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Mirin Fader Jan 17
Transcribing is the absolute worst but there are so many epiphanies you can have about the structure, about connections, about breadcrumbs you want to leave...
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UST Public Safety May 1
Pretty accurate 🤷‍♂️
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MommaS👑 Feb 27
When your child is 7 months old tomorrow but you still check if they’re breathing multiple times a night 🙃😅
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Donovan Thompson Jun 19
Someone sign me the fuck up to crossfit or some shit, me and kwaharani and playing around with each other and she goes too hard and calls me fatty. Fuck sakes
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Steve Parkin Jun 9
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Makaela McReynolds Jun 11
I know I’ve spent too much time with a person when I start doing their facial expressions or talking like them 🤷🏽‍♀️
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Cat @ Earp Expo ⚜️🏳️‍🌈 [E4L] 1 Jun 18
When you get a safety briefing about staying clear of The Bandidos and you’re the only one smiling like an idiot because all you can think of is
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Jess💫 Dec 29
I was thinking today that Matt is probably very tired of some us who won't let go of White Collar, like I should focus on his current and future projects but... Neal... (I never ignore his other work, though)
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tis me. Nic Mar 27
So you know when twitter invades RL?.. 🤔 Because of all the # puns.. Teaching kids songs has become a problem.. In singing assembly.. I can see Deirdrie now Lorraine has gone.. Are not the correct words.. 🙄 😬🙈 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🙈🤣🙈🤣
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KENS 5 Niku Kazori Dec 21
This is what the extreme mountain cedar is doing to me :(
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