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Lucy Gregory May 26
When a ginger person says they're strawberry blonde
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HCT May 27
reach critical levels for NHS staff say: Vote any party but the Conservative Party on June 8
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Emma πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ May 26
When the entire top deck is empty. ENTIRE!! And someone gets on & sits in seat in front of you 😳😱😲
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HCT May 26
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Greens4Business May 25
Dear , Meet the 🍼 Like people across all our nations. ✌🏽
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heather emmens May 26
When someone says pacifically instead of specifically.
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Helen M May 26
- "We're going to start this team building day with a trust game and after lunch it's role play."
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EnterElysium May 30
Equivalent : used my last teabag w/o telling me. And the stores are shut. And they pissed in the milk.
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now, voyager May 26
Nice try frightening the English, they're tough & you're nothing.
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Suzanne May 25
I love how at least 50% of the tweets are tea related β˜•οΈ
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Sarah Cottier May 26
'Can I take your email address for the receipt?'
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Rachel Sullivan May 27
This is because I laughed at that tweet earlier in the week isn't it
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Beta-betic Jun 3
My favourite thing on twitter last night: Londoners offering shelter while apologising for having run out of milk.
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MarkH May 27
Not even 6pm and Sainsbury's Fallowfield is out of houmous
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amy charlotte gorton May 26
Walking down a corridor full of doors behind a stranger & trying to work out the appropriate amount of 'thank you's'
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Anne Deeming May 26
When you realise mice have eaten your umbrella...
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Fred Jerrome May 26
threat level: nearly too hot for a cup of tea
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Charlotte Sutton May 26
Someone in the office mentioned Speedo Sunday, not funny! πŸ™ˆ
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Dylan Strain May 26
of another Tory government are lowering by the hour. was incredible today on security.
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Erasmo Recchioni May 25
Facing the choice of pressing "optional 12% service charge" on the card reader as waitress/waiter stares at you.
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