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heather emmens 26 May 17
When someone says pacifically instead of specifically.
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Louise Mensch 30 Jun 17
Replying to @pwnallthethings
Not bad. Quite good, actually.
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Trumpton 26 May 17
Is it shorts weather?
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EnterElysium πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 30 May 17
Equivalent : used my last teabag w/o telling me. And the stores are shut. And they pissed in the milk.
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Liz AndersonπŸ₯‚πŸ“šπŸ–‹πŸΊπŸ“·πŸΈ 25 May 17
Off to today & I haven't a thing to wear
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Alys 8 Jun 17
Right so I know the election results are looking good and all, but MY CORKSCREW IS BROKEN.
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Lucy Gregory 26 May 17
When a ginger person says they're strawberry blonde
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Katy Pegg-Hargreaves 8 Jun 17
People who address their envelopes at the counter at the post office
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Best For Britain 8 Jun 17
A terribly bit of , in the rain outside the polling station
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Lucrezia Millarini 27 May 17
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Louise Mensch 13 Jun 17
LOL worst crisis I've seen since the Great Marmite Shortage of 2014
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Helen M 26 May 17
- "We're going to start this team building day with a trust game and after lunch it's role play."
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Dylan Strain πŸŒΉπŸ‡―πŸ‡΄πŸ–οΈ 26 May 17
of another Tory government are lowering by the hour. was incredible today on security.
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Charlotte Sutton 26 May 17
Someone in the office mentioned Speedo Sunday, not funny! πŸ™ˆ
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amy 26 May 17
Walking down a corridor full of doors behind a stranger & trying to work out the appropriate amount of 'thank you's'
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Alistair Coleman 27 May 17
reduced to "It's OK, Mrs Brown's Boys" has just finished"
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Greens4Business 25 May 17
Dear , Meet the 🍼 Like people across all our nations. ✌🏽
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Oliver Slow 25 May 17
I should be working but I've sunk into a dark hole.
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Jamie Petteford 25 May 17
taking a rain coat even though its 30 degrees....just in case
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Suzanne 25 May 17
I love how at least 50% of the tweets are tea related β˜•οΈ
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