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HCT #VoteNHS 26 May 17
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HCT #VoteNHS 27 May 17
reach critical levels for NHS staff say: Vote any party but the Conservative Party on June 8
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Lucy Gregory 26 May 17
When a ginger person says they're strawberry blonde
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Henry the remoaning saboteur 4 Jun 17
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now, voyager 26 May 17
Nice try frightening the English, they're tough & you're nothing.
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Steve 🎬 #stayathome 4 Jun 17
Two attacks in short space of time in UK. Response? We hashtag shit out of situation!
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Jamie Petteford 25 May 17
taking a rain coat even though its 30 degrees....just in case
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heather emmens 26 May 17
When someone says pacifically instead of specifically.
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Alys 8 Jun 17
Right so I know the election results are looking good and all, but MY CORKSCREW IS BROKEN.
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Suzanne πŸ‘©πŸΌβ€βš•οΈπŸ‘©πŸΌβ€πŸ”¬πŸ‘ͺβ˜•οΈβš—οΈπŸ±πŸ₯¦πŸ§Ά 25 May 17
I love how at least 50% of the tweets are tea related β˜•οΈ
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Sarah Cottier 26 May 17
'Can I take your email address for the receipt?'
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indy100 25 May 17
Brits sharing their own is the perfect response to the Manchester attack
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#IsThisSatire 25 May 17
Someone wanting to swipe one of your chips
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mariama 25 May 17
Rick Astley for Prime minister because............
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RicardoπŸ™„πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 7 Jun 17
THIS IS NOT A DRILL - RIGHT NOW THERE ARE NO G&T CANS IN M&S WATERLOO! I REPEAT NO CANS!
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Dawn Oliver 25 May 17
Getting a sanctimonious tweet in your TL from someone who doesn't understand gallows humour.
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Right Side Of History πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ ✊🏼 6 Jun 17
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nave.πŸ¦„ 26 May 17
Someone putting the milk in your brew first
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Jenni Allen 26 May 17
when it starts raining and u check other drivers wiper speed because you wouldn't want to be seen to overreact!
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EnterElysium 30 May 17
Equivalent : used my last teabag w/o telling me. And the stores are shut. And they pissed in the milk.
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