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Trumpton 26 May 17
Is it shorts weather?
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NAAFI Girl πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ 26 May 17
When the entire top deck is empty. ENTIRE!! And someone gets on & sits in seat in front of you 😳😱😲
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HCT 27 May 17
reach critical levels for NHS staff say: Vote any party but the Conservative Party on June 8
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HCT 26 May 17
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Greens4Business 25 May 17
Dear , Meet the 🍼 Like people across all our nations. ✌🏽
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Lucy Gregory 26 May 17
When a ginger person says they're strawberry blonde
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heather emmens 26 May 17
When someone says pacifically instead of specifically.
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Helen M 26 May 17
- "We're going to start this team building day with a trust game and after lunch it's role play."
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EnterElysium πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ 30 May 17
Equivalent : used my last teabag w/o telling me. And the stores are shut. And they pissed in the milk.
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now, voyager 26 May 17
Nice try frightening the English, they're tough & you're nothing.
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Suzanne 25 May 17
I love how at least 50% of the tweets are tea related β˜•οΈ
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Sarah Cottier 26 May 17
'Can I take your email address for the receipt?'
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Rachel Sullivan 27 May 17
This is because I laughed at that tweet earlier in the week isn't it
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Beta-betic 3 Jun 17
My favourite thing on twitter last night: Londoners offering shelter while apologising for having run out of milk.
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MarkH 27 May 17
Not even 6pm and Sainsbury's Fallowfield is out of houmous
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amy charlotte gorton 26 May 17
Walking down a corridor full of doors behind a stranger & trying to work out the appropriate amount of 'thank you's'
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Anne Deeming 26 May 17
When you realise mice have eaten your umbrella...
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Fred Jerrome 26 May 17
threat level: nearly too hot for a cup of tea
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Lyndsay Pearce 28 May 17
The hot water urn is broken surgical triage unit. send help please
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Charlotte Sutton 26 May 17
Someone in the office mentioned Speedo Sunday, not funny! πŸ™ˆ
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