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Kirk Evans 29 May 13
Took the boat out for her first ride of Spring. Meanwhile,Matt is busy cleaning the goose grease off the dock.
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Rhys Chapman 16 Sep 12
HA! Just got a text from me mum saying "gotta get dinner for yourself you little shit, I won't be back until late"
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My name is Jonas 2 Jun 12
Been told by both my parents to get my "baps" out for a boy today
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Heather McGugan 1 May 15
"Hey, is he chewing on the bullpen?" says "uh yes he is & now licking it" says me
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Lucifer 13 Mar 14
Don't ground your child instead throw them in a spike pit
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Kelsey Orton 1 Aug 13
Just heard a mother yell, "Assemble the minions!" to her children.
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Mad✨ 20 Jun 13
All mum said to me today was "so you should start inviting people to your party then" I didn't even need to ask
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Julie Nisbet 3 Jul 15
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Theresa Koenig 12 Oct 14
Didn't Chekov say something about not bringing a toy gun to an airport?
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Megan Baker Aug 23
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Poor Raheem who really doesn't want to have stitches to a cut on his wrists is calmed by his super dad.
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Annalise 21 Jul 16
"mum whats a twat" ?
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Joe Donohue 22 Dec 16
Just saw a lady _driving_ with a cigarette in hand and toddler in her lap.
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Lauren Buckley 18 Jan 13
Me: He's so fit but he has been with his girlfriend for like 3 years! Mum: Oh, well it's about time they broke up then.
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Jack Milburn 16 Sep 18
I went to see The Nun and some mother brought her infant to the theater to watch it...
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Joe Shenton 21 Sep 13
My mum gets so worried if I've been fed or not
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SnarkyMommy 20 Sep 13
There was a piece of leftover cake on the counter. I ate it. You know, so the kids wouldn't kill each other over it.
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MeLissa Swartley 20 Jul 18
Replying to @savsee
I love this so much
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Kristin Pruitt 25 May 13
The best way to teach kids the relationship between hard work and success is to get them into competitive swimming.
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Austin Wintory 2 Nov 14
conductor Emmanuel Frattiani shows off for his completely entranced son
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