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Jessie Scott Aug 11
When someone at the bar asks if her boobs and butt are fake! Hey it's a compliment!
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Adam 3 Mar 17
So there's this attractive dude at the bar. He's taking to girls who are like 5. Which one is he interested in
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✨Ellie Spicer ✌️ 4 Jul 14
Everyone watching me throw a dollar and stick it to the ceiling 😂😂😂
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Kevin 6 Feb 16
I helped break up a fight
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Sam 3 Apr 14
"I can't go to work without my daily dosage of carbonated bull semen"
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Jessika Rae 11 Mar 17
"You look like I need a drink."
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Raycharles 2 Jul 17
"I wanna kiss you...and punch you...at the SAME TIME. I'm just gonna blow on you." K thanks ✌🏻
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KJ 15 Feb 14
I ripped my pants.
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Andy Wise 1 Mar 13
Trying out every bar in Hixon, and then to downtown.
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Ben Kirkes 1 May 15
Jesse's story about last night is killing me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Niko Nation™ 10 Jul 13
Riding a mechanical bull. Check off my bucket list
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Vicki Smith 1 Oct 16
Asian girl: my friends think you like me. Me: no, I have a boyfriend (shows Indra pic) Asian girl: okay let's be friends!
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Vanessa Young 12 May 18
I'll do almost anything for money. You want me to put ice in some random person's ass crack? Done. In the words of Cuba Gooding Jr., "Show me the money!"
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Sara Welch 31 Jan 14
Just remembered some stranger made the correlation that was female Jesus last nigh
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Becca Angela 7 Feb 15
saved me again ♡
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Marily 24 Jan 15
Random dude: "You're filipino huh? Thank you for helping us in WW2. PS: you're beautiful." 😂
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Rebecca DePasquale 24 Apr 14
"If you tell a guy you want to go for a greasy burger it's an instant lets go to paris Eiffel Tower engagement I love you"
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Jones 2 Feb 13
We also bought this pickle for our bloodys.
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Kyle Zachgo 28 Nov 13
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Mason 29 Jul 17
"And his big titties to.. those big breast " 😂😂😂😂wtf . @twitterlessaustin
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