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Benjamin Ricks 29 Jan 14
Watch as I cast this line of characters to attempt to catch a social reaction. My social life is like fishing.
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Joey Borovicka Aug 11
She was a scrunchie wrapped around the ponytail of my heart
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Joey Borovicka Jul 27
All the world's a staple gun.
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DNA DNA 7 Oct 15
Life is like an Improv game. If you're not moving the story forward, die.
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Mikey, Church Camp Coordinator 17 Feb 13
That was one of the most powerful masses I've been to. It was like Jesus reached out and gave me a wet willy.
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Marco Reus 10 Jul 14
Girls are like crab legs. You have to work hard to get the good stuff.
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emily sarah 30 Aug 12
clearly we share a brain RT : How did Paul Ryan get a hold of our 9th grade poetry journal?
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ALIFUN 4 Sep 13
It was harder than flossing an ear of corn.
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Joshua Craze 20 Jan 14
Stanley A. McChrystal takes a metaphor, and just runs and runs, right to Yale School of Public Health.
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Dean Shareski 6 Sep 18
John and Mary never met. Like two hummingbirds that never met.
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Aimee L. Salter NEW BOOK FREE ON KU! 1 Aug 13
"Her hair glistened in the rain, like nosehair after a sneeze."
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ur gross older sis 11 Nov 13
Love is like elephant skin deep fried in fat... wait no... this is an amazing metaphor
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ThembrYLockER 31 May 16
She was like an elegant grand piano as she lied there in the middle of the living room making a lot of noise near a stool.
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Bonecage, who punishes turkeys with his spikes! 13 Nov 14
Getting a mention from a bot is like stubbing your toe in the middle of a blowjob. First joy, then agony.
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Jersey Jazzman 5 Feb 16
Stinkweed? Gary?? "He’s the stinkweed at the Teach for America garden party”
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Christy 30 Mar 15
Pizza is like a lover: Suitable whether hot or cold... A little cheesy... A little saucy... Hopefully not too crusty...
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Joel Kuruvilla 26 Mar 15
Had a job interview that was straight fire. Good thing the next kid going will be there to put it out.
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∂ebraℓee 5 Apr 16
Let my kisses be the Windex for the smudges on your heart.
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bella figura ❤⏳ 21 Jun 15
chad's cock-sure of his abilities..."all night long"
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Tom Howe 8 Apr 15
The sun rose that morning like a giant round bright thing in the sky.
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