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Gillian โšก๐ŸŽท๐Ÿฏ Jan 24
Just left our boy at hospital for the first time and have come home for the first time in 5 days ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Forgot it was my birthday on the day he was born! Now enjoying a slice of birthday cake!
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๐Ÿ…บ๐Ÿ†ˆ๐Ÿ…ด ๐Ÿ…ต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…พ๐Ÿ…ถ๐Ÿ…ถ๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ†ƒโ„ข Jan 19
Sat having a serious conversation with the mrs about her hospital bag for labour, she comes out with โ€œwe need a few MUSLIM clothsโ€ I started laughing because I didnโ€™t think she could be that daft, itโ€™s MUSLIN cloths babe ya fucking idiot๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Gizella Bri Jan 23
Just asked myself where is my hair tie. ITS IN MY HAIR. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Dads Adventure 5h
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Joey Wadding 23h
Just convinced that Gerry cinnamons song is about a builder not a belter. She said โ€œhe needs to work on that accentโ€ Then suggested we should go to see Luke kelly in concert and she said โ€œye Iโ€™d be up for thatโ€ in full flow here this morning.
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mariafowler136 11h
Replying to @Sheridansmith1
Ah crap I forgot to take my vitamins ๐Ÿ™„ thanks for the reminder is a real sickness people ๐Ÿคฏ
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โ€œGโ€ Jan 23
mack: does bacon have 1 c or 2? um..... huh?ยฟ
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SSBC Jan 24
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Lex๐ŸŒผ Jan 23
The fact that and I talked LAST NIGHT about her doctor appointment and calling and rescheduling and today she forgets why she even had to call her doctor when I mentioned it. ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ Guess Iโ€™ll just be her personal reminder ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
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H A N N A H Jan 24
Just got so wound up at why my bacon was taking soooo long to cook... hadnโ€™t turned the grill on. Brilliant ๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Holly Hennell Jan 23
Replying to @HoyleTime
Welcome back! Howโ€™s the ?
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Lindsey Sills Jan 19
Today I got paid to sit on a four year old for what was literally less than 10 minutes:) Best part is I didnโ€™t even get thrown this time๐Ÿ’˜ letโ€™s hope we continue to have the same luck because I hate eating shit when unbroke horses choose to throw temper tantrums๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
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D. Morgenstern Jan 20
at interview to speak at a panel: "It's important parents be more visible because...most people don't realize disabled people can be parents... 1 day later. I FUCKING FORGOT TO MENTION BECAUSE EUGENICS.
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Danielle Snowdon Jan 24
Only I could be shopping literally ask someone if they like a particular ingredient.. And then forget to buy it.
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๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ‘ก๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐Ÿฅพ Jan 21
So to show if u believe u r best for the job, but are the only male in the race, you should stand down in the name of equality. Jess Philips.
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Sara Leslie Jan 21
Quinns had to turn the burners on the stove off three times in the last week๐Ÿ˜…
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Simon Emms Jan 18
Replying to @BettyShmem
Both my mother-in-law and one of my best friend have visited us in different shoes (by mistake). The friend did so when 7 months pregnant and had one flat, one heel
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Roseanne Richard ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Jan 23
It has taken me 24 hours to get this joke ๐Ÿ˜ณ
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Yellow Brolly ๐Ÿฐ๐ŸŠ ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ” ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ Jan 20
Just spent ages sharpening my knife then shoved the bread straight into the oven without scoring the top.
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3DLabsNutrition Jan 21
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