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Ali L 7h
Labour avoided paying tax on £4.3 million worth of profits in 2015.
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Melissa S. Nov 4
Larry David making a joke about hitting on women in concentration camps
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Ellie G 1h
Shout-out to the woman on the left who cannot keep a straight face because is just SO . 😂 You are my spirit animal.
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RichTheFireworksMan 51m
Just to about to go raiding in with the crew but word is there is funeral on
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Hawkey Brah 14h
Welp, that’s gonna be all kinds of 😳
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Molly Fisher Nov 2
I saw the Simpson Fox eating a Simpson squirrel today... I guess they don't get along
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Julian Stamboulieh 12h
Today, someone congratulated me on being lucky enough to "have a piece". It was both the first and last sentence she said to me.
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Amanda Krueger 3h
My father shared one of pictures while stating that cliff was my fiancé. Even though we aren't technically engaged yet.
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Jordan Mcfadzen 1h
When all your friends are like “oh if you ever need anything let me know” ok well I need something and no one will do it and I’m offering to pay 🙄 who are my real friends really 😂
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Twisted Todd Nov 3
That moment when you've been texting sweet little nothings to your wife all thru the night only to realize they went to your mom.
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Aditya Chaudhary 7h
That awkward moment when you're in the elevator with the really obese lady & she catches you looking at the weight limit sign!
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Bianca 22h
TWITTER HE WASNT A CATFISH AND THIS US ALL YOUR FAULT FOR ENCOURAGING ME 😫
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Erin Holt Nov 3
One of the most things about for me is because it is so hard sometimes to just talk and get enough air for volume control.
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Pablo Tiley Nov 4
When you accidentally iMessage someone you’re the line manager of, when the intended recipient is your spouse (and you work in HR).
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jklincoln Nov 4
. I've just had a text thanking me for a present I got someone when I went to their party. I didn't get them anything. Do I..
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Megan Johnson 19h
1st counselor: I forgot to announce the opening prayer, would Dylan come say it? Random guy in the back: Dylan is on a mission
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James Nelson 2h
was yesterday for singing waiters gig - Kim and Clem say hello!!They said I was better on the bar also....
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ICE Agent Adam 👮🏼 Nov 4
What’s the Arabic word for “Karma?” 😂🤣😂🤣😂
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Aras Nov 2
Daycare owner: you look wonderful today! What is your costume? Me: I'm wearing makeup and changed out of my yoga pants.
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Zach Heintz Nov 4
When NDSU has a better tailgate in Brookings for an away game than SDSU does for a home game...
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