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Bette Midler 3 Nov 16
From the ? Dept. makes cyberbullying her cause if she become FLOTUS. The jerk she's married to invented it!!
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Luke Watson 23 Jan 14
How in the heck has someone got 9,999 on flappy bird?!?? ?!
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Jarred Littlejohn 5 Jun 13
Gas is 4.25..
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Morgan 13 Feb 15
Just pulled out a gray hair 😨
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Hayden 1 Oct 13
Disappointed to hear that @BeuatifulBiatch doesn't care for hockey
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Hales 4 Jul 14
My mom has had one drink and she's already drunk...
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Erik Staky 24 Jun 13
BRING OUT THE CUP
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Nason Bastarache 5 Dec 13
My mom got my dog a fucking coach collar and leash
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brittanyrusso 12 Dec 13
Smells like weed in the freshman hallway
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camryn stewart 23 Nov 14
5 seconds of summer beat sam smith 😂
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H▲R 18 Jun 13
16 mosquito bites on my butt...
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PMPN8EZ 26 Aug 13
First day of school homework ?
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coach on main 28 May 14
Did......did some dude just try to FIT shame me? Is that even a thing??? "It's not worth it in the end, we all die."
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Tyler Brinkley™ 27 Jan 14
My father has a twitter
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Denny Caple 16 Mar 17
I thought that all of the players on Vanderbilt's team were on the Deans List.
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Mia 28 Sep 13
"Talks between the University of Windsor and CUPE 1393 have broken off." ?
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Haley 5 Jul 13
Someone just shit in the pool...
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Rachel 16 Feb 14
If Derek dies on teen wolf his last words would be "I did this for you" ?
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Kibbles 28 Jun 14
Kid- "Why are we listening to Elvis Presley?" Me- "...its Johnny Cash." ?
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anna 26 Aug 13
Teen mom 3
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