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Salty 2h
Corporate b.s. gifts for employees.
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Fangy Athletics 1h
Man I was up a few times during the night
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𝐞π₯𝐲 3h
this guy on facebook almost changes his profile picture DAILY might unfriend
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Janilet martinez Jul 16
You ever chill with the love of your life in the car and then your boyfriend start banging in the window πŸ™„πŸ™„
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Amanda Pierce 10h
It’s so crazy how sometimes my mood can go from πŸ‘‰ UP HERE πŸ‘‰ DOWN HERE... real quick πŸ™„
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G Pheifer 9h
100000000% over people posting pics from the faceapp
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K[e]rby Jul 9
Thank God above for the ability to mute any tweets containing certain words like β€œbachelorette” πŸ™ŒπŸΌ
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d a n i e l l e Jul 16
I can’t express my personality over text and when I try to, ppl don’t get it .
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Gemma Jul 15
Pretending not to know the answer!
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TheGingerBinger 18h
This cute beast is the bane of our existence.
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Keturah Jul 11
Please kick drea off
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Illegalhands Jul 13
When people walk 2-5 people wide on a sidewalk
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Jamaican πŸ‡―πŸ‡² Scorpio♏️  πŸ’« 8h
My Co Workers Are Sooooo πŸ™„
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it's me naseem 6h
*Literally nobody : ............. *Girls on seeing a cute baby*
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Michael Taylor 19h
Hey lady at the printer...you see me walking up you don’t have to fucking touch my printout and put it in the old tray every damn time!!! It’s clearly mine! Don’t touch it with your shitty fucking scroungy hands!
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Creativ8ed 12h
People with the smallest amount of power tend to go above and beyond to abuse it.
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π”Έπ•Ÿπ•šπ•œ β™‘ 22h
Idk who needs to hear this but you really don't need to put your 2cents into every fuckin thing lolπŸ€¦πŸ™‰
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Cory Jones Jul 16
I despise Anthony Rizzo's batting stance. That is all.
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Chris Lock Jul 16
Recruiter: Hey Chris, your experience with technology X really interested me. Would you be interested in job Y. Me: I don't have any experience with technology X so are you sure you are e-mailing the right person? *sigh* Why do most recruiters just spam e-mail people?
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πŸ…‘πŸ…žπŸ…›πŸ…’πŸ…—πŸ…” 19h
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