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Destiny Green Aug 11
Sex in nature is like parachuting
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LyndseysNifty 2h
Yoy know you are an adult when you get happy about a new shiny curb trash can. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Anna Westby Aug 18
I hate cleaning my house BUT it feels so good when itโ€™s done!
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Ellie Lindloff 17h
Being in my high school's taught me many things that I apply to my almost everyday. Like when I have too much coffee in my coffee cup at work, roll stepping and keeping my core stable helps to not spill it all over myself (again). Thanks ๐Ÿ‘
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Ashley 14h
Im excited to get back in to couponing! Thatโ€™s literally my stress reliever! Iโ€™m stocking up for the year and Iโ€™m saving hellaaaa money all at once! ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ˜‚
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theofficialchygrace 6h
When you get paid then have to pay rent๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Ch!Rag Patel โ‚ Aug 18
You know youโ€™re a grownup ass, when everybodyโ€™s partying on Saturday nights and youโ€™re watching movie at theatre at 10 PM !!
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Louis Calinagan 16h
Adulting tips: - It is ok to lose sometimes ๐Ÿ“‰.
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Saye 9h
One of the very few positive aspects of getting older is that I can eat cake for breakfast and nobody can tell me otherwise
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Vishaka ๐Ÿ’ซ Aug 16
Thinking if I should buy doodhi and karela while grocery shopping today evening. Ghar waalon ki gaali risk kar deti hoon.
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Nishant Shende Aug 19
When the calendar date turns into the 20's, the only thing you dream about is the salary to be credited.
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Joe ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ ๐ŸŒˆ Aug 16
๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป anyone else? !
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Jose Mejia Jr Aug 19
I havenโ€™t eaten all day because Iโ€™m waiting for lunch time so I can go to the cafeteria and eat with all of my freinds... oh wait I ainโ€™t in school no more๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜–
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Chelsey Jackson 21h
Mad that Iโ€™m legit excited that Iโ€™ve just bought an iron for when we move out for ยฃ15. BARGAIN!
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kia staunton Aug 18
Wish I was still 10 and my ma would let me take the day off school tomorrow and look after me ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿผ.. but nope just got my shit ready for a v busy week and I couldnโ€™t think of anything worse right now ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™ƒ
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DK 4h
Choosing my meals is the highlight of my week ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ
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Clarissa Jimenez Aug 15
I canโ€™t lie, Iโ€™m excited to get new tires for my car
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Sydney 13h
I am beyond excited for my fridge storage bins
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Adult-ish 21h
Wife: Hey honey, I want to do something special for your birthday. What do you want? Me: You know what I like baby. Do that special thing you do. Wife: Oh, I know what you like... ๐Ÿ˜‰ Wife: *makes extra payment on my student loan*
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Adult-ish 22h
Sometimes it be like that...
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