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marielleravinhart Dec 9
Being in my Dirty Thirties beats being in my Broke & Confused Twenties any way, Period 💎👏🏽
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KK 17h
When is away, I’m awake at 3am eating Honey Nut Cheerios in bed watching Netflix.
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Fatima Lucman 2h
OMG. What awaits us in the far-away land? 🙏🏼
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sondraa 1h
I payed for my oil change
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Kelsey Merritt Dec 14
Why are rugs so expensive? 😑 Getting a rug for my apt and the cheapest one that I like which is already on sale is roughly 35k php. Please delay as much as you can 😑
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Mystery Medic 18h
Guys, I exhibited the most self control I have ever exhibited in my life. I was on my back with a masseuse working on my neck, when she tooted. I did not smirk. I did not smile. I did not giggle. But I nearly died on the inside holding the smirks, smiles and giggles in.
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Kaytlin Kent Dec 12
Nothing helps me wind down after a long day at work like yelling at the while eating gummy worms 🤷🏼‍♀️
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laya christine 2h
I take daily medication &my stupid ass let myself run out of my months supply &I didnt have time to get a renewal so I used my weeks worth of backups&ran out of that too&then found out my doctors closed for the weekend so had to beg the pharmacy to give me like 5 pills
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sur 1h
I sent my address to all of my relatives wrong because I thought zip codes didn’t really matter but they definitely do
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Emma MacDonald 5h
I never thought I would be this person but apparently I just wake myself up at 7:30am every morning now. EVEN ON WEEKENDS!
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Jen J. 4h
There’s totally going to be a nap in my future. That future is now.
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Grace Dec 15
Picture this: It’s 2017. Day before exams. You’re 18 years old. 6 months before graduation. Doesn’t even own a binder. And your teacher in an AP class goes... “Okay guys Im giving you a binder check”
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ActiveB1t 42m
Ordered myself a new vacuum cleaner today, with a nice discount.
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Bre 39m
Honestly can’t wait to be home every Saturday night with my baby. ❤️
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Helen Saygan Dec 15
Holla at your girl who now has a career!! 😭🙌🏻✨
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The Bitchy Waiter ® 20h
I just bought a bottle of vodka and mailed in a rebate for $7.
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Ty Montgomery Dec 11
It’s funny how the more we know the more we act like we know more. And we really don’t like not knowing. We don’t like knowing that we don’t know so we pretend to know and don’t like when people ask us what we don’t know.
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Georgie 14m
Officially paid the deposit and signed the contracts for our house next year 🙌🏻
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Jordan Lieber 21h
Tonight I had mac n cheese and a bowl of cereal for dinner. I think it’s safe to say I’m winning at this adulting thing.
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Jack's Dad Dec 10
You know you're an adult when you look outside to see a glorious winter wonderland of snow, then simply say "Ahh fuck!".
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