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Caleb 28 Dec 12
Mom: go clean the toilets. Me: I DO WHAT I WANT!...and I feel like cleaning the toilets right now.
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Jed 7 Jan 15
Hearing Hakeem's mom yell at him on playstation 😳😂
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Amin Heravi 5 Dec 13
Mother Nature is like sit the fuck inside and study I'll freeze your tits if you go outside.
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Lisa Neale 9 Sep 12
Hahaha my mom just said my poof is fierce as fuck
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Gabin Paz May 21
U r invited to our babies binyag this TUESDAY 3PM onwards! +
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Kelly Bridge 31 May 13
when your mom says you can't go out because she knows its a
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Haley Hebert 7 Dec 13
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Golden Queen 🗡👑 20 Dec 16
Is Lana legitimately asking if I dare to fall into her arms?! *faints*
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Badoink™ Mar 7
RT "Omg I fucking love my Mexican fans!!! they were chanting nina the whole time! Los amo Mexico!!!" • We love you too Nina!
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makayla 9 May 13
I told my mom about the suspension thing and she told me to deactivate thy Facebook.
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Jennifer Jackson Apr 17
After a long walk.... Daysie wanna take a nap??
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TEMPO Networks Apr 16
The is over. He is coming to Event ❤️❤️❤️ May 19th at the beautiful @officialmistharlem a Mother’s May celebration. The amazing @waynewondermusic Tickets . Powered by COURTS NYC!
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Irish SetHer Apr 16
The wimpy husbands of DC White men who voted for Hillary because their wives told them to. Where Have All The Real Men Gone
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TEMPO Networks Apr 14
A event called May 19th celebration. FeaturingThe himself, the incomparable Wayne Wonder 🎤🎤 @waynewondermusic performing Live and Direct in NYC. ❤️❤️❤️May...
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Ky Klicks💋📸 Apr 7
DM me💋 Tell me. Don't you want me your.. Bad Girl?😈 or Good Girl?😇 RT if you want more of both❤
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Pat 25 Jan 17
Throwback because i miss hucking fat cliffs in my rainbow swim trunks
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Cardi B. Ware 16 Dec 16
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Miss Fleur 5 Oct 16
I love my adorning my antique dresser with beautiful vintage treasures. Here are two of my 'Mother' teacups
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Miss Fleur 4 Oct 16
I adore this wooden spoon, gifted to me by one of my naughty adult babies. (That's 'Mommy' for all you North Americans)
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Steve 18 Sep 16
Just seen a MILF leg press 6 plates
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