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Bleacher Report 3 Jun 15
MLB reporter’s laptop gets destroyed by an Andrelton Simmons foul ball
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Cristina Gonzalez 5 Jun 13
Is it scientifically possible for me to lose brain cells each time I'm forced pull audio clips from MSNBC?
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MillerPrime 30 Jan 15
Metal wire straight through my Purdy little finger. Wahhhh!!!!
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Samantha Clarke Apr 15
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Becca Johnsrud 26 Dec 14
The old man that rode the elevator with me today smelled like moth balls..... It was a long trip down from 22 to 5
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Kamina Dimension Aug 3
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Nick Mathis 25 Apr 12
Fly away, little statics man.
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Holly Mike 8 Nov 14
Dear enemies in video games, why do you always leave explosive barrels everywhere?
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Szilvie 14 Jul 14
sparks flying 4 ft in front of where I'm sitting and the only protective gear I have are earplugs, WHY AM I EVEN WORKING
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Ty 2 Jan 13
We missed the pole. Alex was happy about that.
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Tim Journey May 28
I think the beavers might be trying to kill me. Better not trip around here. .
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Bryan Glezerson Jun 12
Are you even an if your non-dominant middle fingernail isn’t battle hardened from flicking syringes?
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Safety Services NB 19 Oct 17
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champagnemami 29 Nov 16
Working in a middle school sometimes makes me want to act like a middle schooler.
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Leah Knobler 27 Oct 15
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Curt Hogg Jun 21
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Grady Fox 22 Mar 16
I said, "stay on your toes" im my sleep because I have to say it 52 thousand times each practice
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J.S. 6 Jul 17
Looked like had some choice words for Wrigley's brick wall there...
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John Auville 8 Dec 17
All I am is a responsible father of 3...
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mëgs 22 Sep 15
I actually have had 8 shots of espresso this morning. ..
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