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faith🌺 13 Mar 16
i ignored all them 'share if you love god, like if you love jesus, ignore if you worship satan' posts on facebook
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Crusty Crab 13 Mar 16
"We are commited to the welfare of our whales."~SeaWorld
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Zachary 13 Mar 16
Told Jesus he didn't look anything like his pictures
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Nev X 13 Mar 16
I didn't have my ID
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Missy Mensa 13 Mar 16
I didn't "like" enough sick kids on Facebook. And that's why they died.
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sissyknits 13 Mar 16
I did, but I was kicked when someone found my Ozzy record and played it backward
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Selena 13 Mar 16
I watched Human Centipede 3
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meg 13 Mar 16
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Amir&Francesco ❀️ 13 Mar 16
because 1d & Zayn are too hot so I can't control my imagination
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Alex Simmonds πŸ’™ 13 Mar 16
Because I didn't like that photo on Facebook and the child died of cancer
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Bravo Golf Lima 13 Mar 16
I you found out . (Read as one sentence.) (Boom.)
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Nickien Godinho 13 Mar 16
Coz I lied that I have read all terms and conditions.
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Cleavage Crumbs 13 Mar 16
Apparently, no top, no shoes, no admittance
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Crotchety & Quavery 13 Mar 16
Too tired, too weary, too lazy, too disillusioned To climb all those stairs...
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Public Domain Kitten 14 Mar 16
Go to The Gates, they said, but Bill and Melinda weren't home.
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sissyknits 13 Mar 16
I refused to give God a handy at the gate.
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Zachary 13 Mar 16
Heard they have no internet there
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Tazreen Tasnim 13 Mar 16
because I ignored my burning baby
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Plasma Deadie 🌍🌎🀘🐺 13 Mar 16
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Tim Haselden 13 Mar 16
Self Explanatory really, isn't it?
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