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faith๐ŸŒบ 13 Mar 16
i ignored all them 'share if you love god, like if you love jesus, ignore if you worship satan' posts on facebook
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Nev X 13 Mar 16
I didn't have my ID
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Paul Dunphy Esquire 13 Mar 16
Just had a lovely romantic stroll๐Ÿ‘ฌ๐Ÿ‘ž๐Ÿ’‹ i.e. we put our weekend wine bottles into our neighbours recycling bin!๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿท ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’•
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Nickien Godinho 13 Mar 16
Coz I lied that I have read all terms and conditions.
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Alex Simmonds ๐Ÿ’™ 13 Mar 16
Because I didn't like that photo on Facebook and the child died of cancer
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Tim Haselden 13 Mar 16
Self Explanatory really, isn't it?
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Crusty Crab 13 Mar 16
"We are commited to the welfare of our whales."~SeaWorld
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Missy Mensa 13 Mar 16
I didn't "like" enough sick kids on Facebook. And that's why they died.
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Amir&Francesco โค๏ธ 13 Mar 16
because 1d & Zayn are too hot so I can't control my imagination
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meg 13 Mar 16
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Russell Spade 13 Mar 16
I had no ID and the bouncer St. Peter took a dislike
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Selena 13 Mar 16
I watched Human Centipede 3
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Cleavage Crumbs 13 Mar 16
Apparently, no top, no shoes, no admittance
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layla 13 Mar 16
because im always sinning for daddy anakin
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Tracey Brown 13 Mar 16
I had a crap lawyer.
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Metalocalypse 13 Mar 16
(do they write these trends specifically for Metalocalypse fans or what)
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Crotchety & Quavery 13 Mar 16
Too tired, too weary, too lazy, too disillusioned To climb all those stairs...
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Zachary 13 Mar 16
Told Jesus he didn't look anything like his pictures
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Jim Bob 13 Mar 16
Because I'd rather have a good time than good weather.
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Julian Power 13 Mar 16
It turned out there was no afterlife, and my life-long religious belief had all been just a cruel lie to control me.
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