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Selena 13 Mar 16
I watched Human Centipede 3
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meg 13 Mar 16
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Zachary 13 Mar 16
Told Jesus he didn't look anything like his pictures
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Paul Anderton 13 Mar 16
They just got a new leader and he built a big wall.
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Alex Simmonds πŸ’™ 13 Mar 16
I left my Moshi Monster to die...
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faith🌺 13 Mar 16
i ignored all them 'share if you love god, like if you love jesus, ignore if you worship satan' posts on facebook
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Alex Simmonds πŸ’™ 13 Mar 16
Because I didn't like that photo on Facebook and the child died of cancer
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Chris Watts 13 Mar 16
It was closed for refurbishment
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Bromley // 🏹 13 Mar 16
because god hates fags
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Ben Organa Solo 13 Mar 16
I refuse to become a Force-ghost AND...we're not DONE yet!
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Ciaran D M Pinkneyβ™ˆοΈ 13 Mar 16
St.peter said my names not down so I'm not getting in
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Paul Dunphy Esquire 13 Mar 16
Just had a lovely romantic strollπŸ‘¬πŸ‘žπŸ’‹ i.e. we put our weekend wine bottles into our neighbours recycling bin!πŸ™ŠπŸ· πŸ˜„πŸŒˆπŸ’•
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Bravo Golf Lima 13 Mar 16
I you found out . (Read as one sentence.) (Boom.)
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Missy Mensa 13 Mar 16
I didn't "like" enough sick kids on Facebook. And that's why they died.
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🎢❀️πŸ₯“BunniboilaπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ 13 Mar 16
I was wearing jeans, and apparently that's against the dress-code
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Reverend Tinsel Tits 13 Mar 16
I had no ID and the bouncer St. Peter took a dislike
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Nickien Godinho 13 Mar 16
Coz I lied that I have read all terms and conditions.
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βŒβ˜ οΈπŸ…πŸ„ΎπŸ…‡πŸ…‡πŸ„ΈπŸ„΄ πŸ„΅'πŸ„½ πŸ…ƒπŸ„ΎπŸ…‡πŸ…‡πŸ„ΈπŸ„² ☠️❌ 13 Mar 16
because on Wednesdays, I didn't wear pink
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jean bodin 13 Mar 16
Because I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL, HIGHWAY TO HELL !
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Matt Gray 13 Mar 16
Shouldn't this hashtag be ? Unless there is an afterlife and your all tweeting from hell.
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