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Alex 13 Mar 16
Because it doesn't exist...
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faith🌺 13 Mar 16
i ignored all them 'share if you love god, like if you love jesus, ignore if you worship satan' posts on facebook
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Nickien Godinho 13 Mar 16
Coz I lied that I have read all terms and conditions.
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Alex Simmonds 💙 13 Mar 16
Because I didn't like that photo on Facebook and the child died of cancer
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Kels 13 Mar 16
because Jesus prefers blondes. Anyone got any bleach?
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Public Domain Kitten 14 Mar 16
Go to The Gates, they said, but Bill and Melinda weren't home.
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meme queen 13 Mar 16
Because I'M ON A HIGHWAY TO HELL, HIGHWAY TO HELL !
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Sama Basil 13 Mar 16
Replying to @RashaAlAqeedi
Because i am Iraqi so i'll probably need a visa 🙄
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Cleavage Crumbs 13 Mar 16
Apparently, no top, no shoes, no admittance
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Leeza 13 Mar 16
Because I wanted to float on cloud 9 not 8.....not happy.
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Zachary 13 Mar 16
Heard they have no internet there
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Adam Goswell 13 Mar 16
I didn't show up with any chicks.
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MikReck✨ 13 Mar 16
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🌞SunnyMichelle🌞 13 Mar 16
I used to work there when it was still a nightclub. Got fired for groping God.
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Zachary 13 Mar 16
Told Jesus he didn't look anything like his pictures
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Paul Dunphy Esquire 13 Mar 16
Just had a lovely romantic stroll👬👞💋 i.e. we put our weekend wine bottles into our neighbours recycling bin!🙊🍷 😄🌈💕
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Nev X 13 Mar 16
I didn't have my ID
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Deluca 13 Mar 16
probably because I do stupid shit like this to my friends. Cc: , just a reminder
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TheAcronymMaker 13 Mar 16
Cause "Heaven is just a state of mind. It's not a place to go to.
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meg 13 Mar 16
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