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DangerousTK 2h
If you don’t sleep naked whenever afforded the opportunity, I don’t trust you.
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Mechelle Penny 21m
Ok so I lied, healthy eating will start again once I finish this 9pack of twix fingers 😂🤷🏻‍♀️
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@Parlez_me_nTory 1h
Politician leaves cat filter on as he livestreams press conference
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Khelley Adams 1h
That awkward moment when someone posts 3 kids but you only thought they had 1 😂
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taylor layne 14h
Accidentally got day drunk at the pool on Cayman Jacks.
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Hannah Seal 56m
Mr Potato Head had a slight accident in assembly this morning..... Emergency surgery is underway, here's hoping its successful as I need him for tomorrows assemblies
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Amanda Tomplait Jun 8
Drank a whole bottle of wine and didn’t realize it...
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Julianna Mankamyer 10h
I guess I’m just having an off day today 🤷🏼‍♀️
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Jason And The Argonians 2h
Opens game after update. Presented with new Terms of Service. Scans them for the term “Zenimax owns your soul In perpetuity.” Can’t find it. Clicks “I Agree”. Feels strange tingling in pit of stomach...
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sarahdessen Jun 10
Husband and I just realized today is our 19th wedding anniversary.
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Friends call me Jena. Jun 15
Just watched the second season of Stranger Things. Boy howdy, was I unsurprised at Bob’s death. They sent him to fix the breakers and override the computer?! Yeah… if Jurassic Park taught me anything, it’s that going to fix the power gets you eaten.
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James Andrew Jun 14
FIFA World Cup every 4 years: Advertising and hype everywhere. Women’s World Cup: No one bats an eyelid.
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MJ Jun 15
When you’re supposed to be editing but you go bowling instead
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Caroline Egrie Jun 14
Told my mom I wanted to refinish my dresser and night stand from Black to a dark natural wood stain.... if looks could kill.... 🤷🏻‍♀️😳
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erika schafer 10h
Guy working at camp in Pennsylvania: “I worked at Alabama” Me: “roll tide” Guy: “do you school there?” Me: “no but my sister Hannah b did”
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Christine Patinella Jun 11
When your headphones come disconnected and Game of Thrones music starts playing out loud
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Randy Savage Jun 12
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amiee✌🏼 Jun 15
Staying in on a Saturday for once which is not like me 🤦🏼‍♀️😂
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LadyTiffMoose🌐 9h
What up. I'm colorblind, so I told my boyfriend what color paint I needed as we stood in Walmart and he described each shade and picked them out for me. I love him.😅
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LeeAnna Marie 9h
When you wanna tell this girl the 411 that you know, but then you remember that she acts like she’s so superior and doesn’t know you anymore .... 😂🤷🏽‍♀️ There comes a time when you can’t even feel bad anymore. LOL ✌🏽
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