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Beryl the Maine Coon Cat Sep 15
That moment when you're told that the humans are not actually your pets....but you are theirs!! ๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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J D Sep 14
Replying to @nytimes
You also just put out and article that says having a penis shoved in your face may seem like harmless fun... You're a garbage publication. It's becoming very sad and gross...
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SoloShredSled Sep 17
Iโ€™m still confused ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ We were just watching YouTube When out of nowhere It became Tinky Winky Twerk Time Obviously, my drunk ass obliged wholeheartedly ๐Ÿฅณ
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Mama Chaos Sep 16
Saw this in a stall at work. Who the hell picks their teeth while sitting on the toilet?
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Carey Dyer 16h
Okay, the reboot trend has officially gone off the rails. Dear Sony, PUHLEEEEEASE don't remake The Princess Bride!!!
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Paty Garcia Sep 14
My best friend sent me 51 memes today...what? How?
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julie s. Sep 17
Had a super-vivid, realistic dream that I was dating a young Robert Smith (the Cure) and everything was fun and going really great until suddenly it was really terrible and violent and I'm pretty sure I forced myself awake out of fear.
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your friend buddha. Sep 15
is this braille again? ah shit, not again.
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Eric Hofer Sep 15
Why the fuck are still in the 8th inning ???
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@lilnell Sep 15
โ€œWow, neuropathy treatment. Isnโ€™t that something?โ€
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Tracy Kornet Sep 14
This girl of mine. Sheโ€™s gone viral again.
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'let it be, I am sparkly' - Leo
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Richard Burbank Sep 11
#6606 ; went with my mother to get new tires on her truck and a manager cussed me out to face and threatened to kick my a$$ out the door. I didn't know you had leaders who promote violence when all I did was ask to get safe tires for my mom's truck?
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