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Burt 13 Dec 10
: Leaving onions in a food processor for too long creates a powerful tear gas.
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francesc 11 Feb 16
Replying to @francesc
Related: what's the opposite of ? ? ? ?
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Kate Boorman 10 Apr 14
wondering stuff about TV and twitter ON twitter is the same thing as writing
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rat mom 21 Feb 16
Replying to @trazhqueen
@HANN1BABY like nah fam, a class shorter than the time it takes to get there is a class not worth going
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alekza latte 20 Mar 14
Unsaved docs will shed off years of my life.
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🎄Jenn🍭🍬iBurr☃️ Nov 2
It’s kind of like jumping rope. You just kinda have to guess when to jump in, and hope you don’t trip.
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Kate Boorman 1 Apr 14
tweet typos and mistakes
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F. Wesley Schneider 19 Apr 13
Always believe people who tell you they are THE author on a 600-page book with dozens of names on the credits page.
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Jasen Thorpe 7 Jun 15
: if you never ride your bike, your Stan's sealant will last longer.
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Kate Boorman 10 Apr 14
Dithering around on the inter webs is the same thing as writing.
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Caley Fretz 16 Jun 16
Replying to @pgball
The key is to implode at the very end.
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Rachael 10 Jan 10
Oh finally getting it to work. Staring intensely at the iPod, does make it sync. That, and you know having the right settings.
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Ethan Davis 16 Sep 14
- spilling coffee on yourself hurts.
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Standard Definition 20 Jun 14
there's a difference between unprofessional and disrespectful
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Andrew Valko 26 May 12
: If you ever want to make a hard ride harder, set up your brakes so one of the pads is dragging on the rim ALL DAY.
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Paul McBrier Jr. 6 Jul 10
I do not suggest writing your novel on blackberry storm 1, your WPM can not be better only using your thumbs.
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🎄Jenn🍭🍬iBurr☃️ Nov 1
If you follow me, ill usually just look to see if my cool followers are following you and then I’ll follow you back cause I don’t have time or energy for anything else.
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Natee 'Misery made me a fiend' 5 Dec 17
A shaky hand from low blood sugars is useful for drawing pterosaur fuzz. Actually, no, don't do that. ¬__¬'
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Vox Que'Varian 21 Feb 17
Replying to @McFunkypants
this is my favorite unprotip and the one I follow religiously. Also unprotip should be hashtagged.
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Lady Nisha 30 Dec 16
"Rahul is awesome" , get 10000 comments to explain why he is not.. 10-15 likes, No RTs 😱😱
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