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Henry Cejudo Jun 12
Couldn’t put my toys down last night so I decided to just sleep with them.
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NinaB 2m
Not a single person who has played me ended up in a better situation in their life.
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Dar'shun Kendrick 3m
Thursday night. Co-chairing the 1st JUST Opportunity Summit for Partnership for Southern Equity. We are talking about creating an environment of opportunity throughout Atlanta. "Dar'shun why you always doing something?" "It keeps me out of trouble. I get bored fast."
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Mark Anundson 2m
New all time whitest thing ever: I joined the Roland V-Synth Facebook group, I don't own a Roland V-Synth. Also drank my Starbucks in the Chick-fil-a drive through.
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Viknesh Ramachandram 9h
So, two Indians walk into a bar...
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Mark Hamill Jun 12
This makes me sound homeless-I had a 1-bedroom house on the beach in Malibu at the time-Never had a roommate-Robert Englund did tell me about the part-but so did several others-When I told my agent-she had already set up a joint meeting w/ DePalma & Lucas for Carrie/SW
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Hi i’m Gavin from Mashbo 4h
My bow tie is cringe - thanks Saffi!
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ꀘ ꍟ ꈤ ꀸ ꋪ ꍏ 49m
What the hell didn't my mom tell me 🙄
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Tom Boardman 1h
Arabella's the type of girl that girls think is fitter than lads actually do
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Rodrigo Gomez 3h
"A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the Champions league scores"
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Mohammad Taffal🇵🇸🇵🇸 4h
- She was like the ocean... - How so? - She was deep. Rolling. Sometimes stormy.
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Steve Jun 18
Robbed from a friend on FB 😂
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Stephen 2m
Replying to @alanlaw @DidntHappenUK
Get the f....
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❄️ Jun 13
Chicago residents: “If you not from Chicago don’t claim Chicago!” Also Chicago Residents: Them: Where you from? Me: West Suburbs Them: What suburb? Me: Bellwood Them: Nigga you live out west 🙃
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Tim Bawmann 5h
Hint...despite the plastic bag, not the best place to deliver the morning paper.
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C•air•uh 21h
$38 for....7 $200 books.
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The Oddball Aussie 13h
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Mark Hamill Jun 17
He asked: "How did Luke Skywalker lose his green lightsaber?" He seemed so informed, sincere & innocent. How was I supposed to know he was setting me up with a trick question? FUN FACT: I once flunked a trivia quiz.
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DIVA Magazine 8h
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🍺🚬 ECW Kirsty 🚬🍺 2h
That's Elias fxxked then lmao 🤣🤣🤣
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