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Jessica Woltz 4 Feb 14
I'm not sure that whispering is people doing math in their heads
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Courtney Deaton 12 May 14
So I'm the reason blondes have a bad reputation
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Brad Tavares 1 Mar 11
My nephew was trying to tell a story about an octopus and instead of saying tentacles he kept saying testicles! Lmfao
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Not Precedent Donald J Tramp Feb 24
No president has ever celebrated July 4th before, so I’m gonna throw a party for all my supporters! There’ll be backwater hooch, ratsicles, and a special caravan where you can take your cousin and do what God intended! SAVE THE DATE!
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Mukhriz Mahathir 2 Apr 17
Replying to @NajibRazak
Mother of all ironies!
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Carms Roads Policing 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 6 Jun 15
Travelling at over 90mph with a marked Police car behind. Driver reported.
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Logan Corona 25 Nov 13
U have not seen me mad until u see me yelling at people at Costco to get out of the way!
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Eric Rehbein 2 Feb 13
Few things piss me off more than someone in the gym just sitting on the machine I want to use... For over 20 minutes...
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Natalie Brown 18 May 18
Hen party Cardiff. Bumped into Sally Phillips but was totally oblivious! Sorry!
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Lucy 10 Mar 13
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JillyBean Jan 24
If a guy was trying to get my attention at the brewery.
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Indiepopkid71 30 May 16
Now that's what I call prizes from the theme park! 😳
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Ally Richardson 12 Feb 13
shawna thought that people came up with the saying beez in the trap she didn't actually know that was actually a song πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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Glenn Parsons Jan 26
Anyone else driving round with a dead deer 🦌 hanging from the front of their car?
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Charlie Reeves 23 Jul 13
must of slept right through that storm !
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Whitney Hightower 10 Mar 14
You don't realize your actions are hurtful πŸ˜”πŸ˜
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Gary Paterson 🏴󠁧󠁒󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸŒ 17 Dec 13
Wait... It's Christmas next week?!
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Kim Hedum 19 May 11
Jewish groups respond 2Obamas Mideast speech http://tinyurl.com/3k957ag
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Beary Manilow 8 Dec 17
I'll add 3 to my list of the number of women I could have easily killed had I not been looking where they were going.
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chanti birdi 17 Dec 12
That moment when your coworker asks a customer if they could get it up.
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