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Blind Wine Tasting Jan 16
If you like vanilla, buy vanilla ice cream, not expensive wine. —Lamberto Frescobaldi
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Carla Riley Mar 11
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Coconut Lane 🌴🥥 Aug 17
We like to be prepared 🤷‍♀️
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Teacher Problems Apr 5
Some real truth: Sometimes I wish I could tell that “bad” kid who acts right for you and has your back about the entitled a-hole in another period who talks back and disrespects you. Things would get taken care of.
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Grace Jul 19
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E Wayne Ross Aug 15
Now That the Secret Job Search Is Over, My First Act as President of Your University Is to Be Completely Honest About My Questionable Qualifications For This Important Position - McSweeney’s Internet Tendency
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Jenness Gough May 1
“Women need to stop apologizing for being smart”
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𝔍𝔒𝔑𝔄𝔗ℌ𝔄𝔑 Jan 13
Watching The Square again.
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Taylor Holterman Feb 2
‘In order to have lifelong friends, you have to be a lifelong friend.’ - My uncle Bob today, speaking to various 40 and 50 year friends of my grandparents. Heart warmed. 💜
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David Gardner Apr 2
still getting to know me, 15+ years? Suggests comedy special. *Click.* (Start watching.) One of my guiding precepts over the years: People who curse think they’re really cool! (I don’t. ) 3 minutes in: “Wow, he thinks he’s cool.” Next....
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isola_ Mar 4
Huhu “Libra 1. You cooperate to an extent where you give up things you shouldn’t.” 😑
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🇺🇸Dominique the Future Dr👩🏾‍🌾 Aug 13
Why do these words from look like ? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 !
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Jason A Aug 9
My son just asked me what “over my head” means.
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Caffeinated Fae 📖 - Book Blogger Jul 20
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Nick Adams-King May 10
Having disinfected, sorry, tidied 12’s bedroom I’ve instigated a regime of ‘own bed making’ 12.”Daddy, I can’t get sheet on” *show how to fit sheet* *5 mins later* 12:”Daddy, I can’t do the duvet...or the pillow cases” *show how to fit duvet* “Ugh. This is my life now”
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Hannah Deurloo Jun 21
"I spent the morning putting in a comma and the afternoon taking it out." -Oscar Wilde
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Laura Farrar Feb 11
Possibly my favourite message from the weekend!
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Damian Jul 10
It's about time. Attenborough,tells the truth, says our planet is cactus .No hope
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Vash, The Stampede Mar 25
When Pooh said " yesterday's tomorrow was too much day for me" I felt that.
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Nealie Hale Feb 14
Just delivered a 6 pack to my dad for and I acknowledged the fact that he is the first man to ever love me. “Without a doubt. And I’ll love you the longest” was his reply ❤️
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