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alyssa 20 Dec 10
"Morgan Freeman's not dead, which is great, because he's an okay actor." -
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Eric Fisher's #1 Fan sponsored by Budweiser 1 Apr 16
Maybe i should go to bed before 3.
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n. 24 Aug 16
why did you lie on national TV thought, 1/3 of the world fake ass fuck just own it man 😩
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Christian Kabbas 5 Feb 16
"What if I became a drug lord?" - @Pocciameister
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youngblood 19 Aug 14
why are magcon boys famous ??¿?¿?!?¿??!?¿ IDGI
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Stephanie Lindholm 19 Nov 15
When you've been living in a hotel for 3 weeks and you realize you've become Mr. Heckles
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Nick Singh Jul 23
Some of y'all never watched Mr. Rogers and it shows...
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SWalker May 16
Corodale or Emmernation Street?
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Nick Singh Jun 23
I'm still mad about Tottenham throwing away that champions league game....
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Erin Christina 12 Oct 14
Is it weird that I love kids but never want to be a mother?
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Taylor Moore 9 Jul 13
My nails have gotten long!
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n. 24 Aug 16
Even my Instagram feed is slowed down now, everyone fucking or sleeping 😩
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✵geez peace🍀 18 Jan 12
"as told by ginger was such a good fucking show" "fuck it, i'm making brownies tomorrow"
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MMM 💎 20 Jun 13
RT @iAm_YourLeaderr: How does one dunk a thotianna on a mattress?
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Angel Dellamore 2 Mar 12
"Dude" should be a gender designation. Sometimes I don't feel like "boy" or "girl" just "dude."
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Kristi 🥁 30 Sep 11
I couldn't sleep last night & randomly thought "why do they call him Donkey Kong when he's a monkey?"
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Margot Herrmann Apr 4
The Groundhog Day of parenting: tonight my children will sleep through the night...
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Darrell 10 May 15
Why the hell am I not following on instagram?!
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Alpha Hannah 2 Aug 15
If you give Jesus a meal, is it blessed because it's in His presence, or does He still have to pray a blessing over it?
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Dāya Andreja Shadowfax Mar 26
When you visit an island are you "on" it or "in" it? I guess if it's a country then "in" - I'm in Ireland, but if it's part of a country then "on" - I'm on Martha's Vineyard. Or am I just being grammatically anal?
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