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what? 3:16 18 May 10
guys, look up schmuck in the dictionary
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Christopher Long 24 Jun 10
New York City is south of Des Moines.
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MJK 17 Dec 10
Travis Snider is 7 months older than Mike Moustakas.
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Alicia 29 Mar 10
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :05 i see why....the founders.....duh! LoL...but :03 could have been an option...
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Travis Tucker 23 Mar 18
Happy Friday!! We were almost destroyed by an asteroid 29 years ago today.
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Temple Relay 7 Apr 17
ACS has contributed to a 25% decrease in the overall US cancer death rate since 1991.
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George Parris 2 Feb 17
wait... woodchucks are another name for groundhogs?
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ShopPros Jan 22
Did you know... The first ever was issued in 1902? Can you guess how fast they were going? 45mph.
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Gian Biondi 3 Jul 12
Wow, Jayne from is in .
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Logan Kozlowski 8 Sep 15
So apparently I share a birthday with the queen known as Bloody Mary... Should I be concerned? 👸🏽
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Ben Asleson 29 Apr 13
Ian Kennedy's walkout song is Taylor Swift.
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QUINN May 21
It's no mystery that flag sales increase around a national holiday, but did you know these statistics about patriotic products?
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hannah nelson quade 12 Mar 14
So I found out it hurts to eat when I don't take my pain meds.
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Graeme Lennon 10 Nov 14
Today’s observation: “I don’t know shit” and “I know shit” are synonyms; also “I know shit” is an auto-antonym.
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Outrun the Sun 26 Jan 16
Before you pull out last summer's make sure to check the expiration date!
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DentalSave 26 Feb 15
: and Drinks That Will Ruin Your Smile.
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CrowMagnum 21 Feb 18
I thought a bump stock was what entertainers called their friends with the yayo.
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Clint WalkingStick 15 Aug 14
Want 'always hot' french fries? Order them without salt, it forces them to make a new batch ;{D
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thanos stan 28 May 13
Dolphins are the only creature other than humans that have sex for pleasure.
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Courtney Trouble Jun 8
fucking a venus in gemini is like having a threesome without the added effort.
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