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Honey Badger Official 4h
I'd be as crook as a reverend's shaft at a milk conference
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Honey Badger Official Nov 18
I was feelin cooked as a gypsy's starfish at a pork party
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Honey Badger Official Nov 19
That made me as anxious as a hen's pecker at a fart orgy
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Honey Badger Official Nov 18
I'd be as excited as a old man's tit at a cream party
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Honey Badger Official 12h
I was as munted as a nun's tweet at a shit funeral
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ℌ𝔬𝔭𝔢 🌹 𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔩𝔶 𝔏𝔢𝔱𝔬 Nov 14
POLL: Should I apply for the next season of The Bachelor? 🌹❤️
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Honey Badger Official Nov 18
I was as sad as a puckered rooster at a fart conference
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Honey Badger Official Nov 16
She got me as sad as a Russian shaft at a milk conference
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Lola 🏳️‍🌈 Nov 15
Ali is such a sweet soul but her face is just way too frozen 😳
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Honey Badger Official Nov 16
She's scared as a witchdoctor dick at a shit factory
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Honey Badger Official Nov 16
This one was acting as happy as a diseased boob at a piss party
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Chicken of the Sea Nov 14
Whoever loses Todd or Taint for next
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AMELIA ☾ Nov 15
Happy for Ali & Taite.. Congrats! 🌹
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She got me as rooted as a rabbi's rooster at a piss funeral
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