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Settle Down Beavis Jul 14
So Christie DOESN'T actually have a diamond POV. Just the ability to change the veto into one.
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ThondoksπŸ‡°πŸ‡ͺπŸ™ƒ Jul 10
I make the best biriani when I’m sad ... πŸ™‚πŸ™‚
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Lamar Ski Jul 11
*Looking in the elevator mirror leaving the docs wearing an eyepatch Me: You look like a shitty Bond villain 85yr old Black Woman: I think you look sexy. A man of mystery… mind escorting me to my car? * Lifts elbow Me: Yes Ma’am *Least I have a demographic
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Wayne County Weather Jul 9
The bright side of a drought: Less mosquitoes.
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perfectlyimperfectblog Jul 13
When you’re having a really crummy day and you find out it’s 🍟
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Eric Draper Jul 16
Will have to run several heads by hand tomorrow but at least it isn’t all of that need run by hand.
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Luther Calvin Riggs 13h
All bad things come to an end
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renee ndolo Jul 15
Everything we go through,grows us!!
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Kirsty Morris Jul 12
I’m on a train and have managed to lose the ten quids worth of sushi I got for the journey whilst faffing about between platforms. I was so shouty and enraged about it that a complete stranger opposite gave me his packet of chocolate digestives. πŸ˜‚
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Summer Bibs: NBA hiatus mode. Jul 10
Bench unit should be sexy though.
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MEZZY 12h
Ppl not fw u is the best thing to happen, it allows u to do what u want. πŸ™‡πŸΏβ€β™‚οΈ
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Nils Lofgren Jun 15
I’m going to take this moment while I’m trending on to say I released a new album call . I’m very pleased with it. And I thank you
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GEMBA Jul 15
Β£74 lighter after the vets and late to netball training but it did mean I missed out on the bleep test!πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™€οΈ
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irene maria 11h
Life isn't meant to be easy,it's meant to be lived. Sometimes happy,other times rough but with every up & down we learn lessons that make us strong.
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β„‚π•†β„•β„‚π”Όβ„•π”Έβ„π•†π•Š 🍁 Jul 14
Replying to @concenaros
The good news about all of this... My wife and eye are healthy, happy and we won't let the little green bastards steal our happiness. Karma will bite them in the ass and we didn't lose anything precious. We'll have to try again a other year to navigate the wilds.
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Suzanne Perkins M 16h
"No one ever injured their eyesight from looking on the bright side of things." -- Unknown Image courtesy of TheWorldLyrics
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irene maria Jul 16
Everything & everyone that God allows to come our way is always with a purpose. He uses even the greatest error & deepest pain to mold us into a better person.
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Dominique Landrum 12h
Replying to @no_pROBlems94
but unfortunately most people don't go back to their original jobs. They ride on their promo pay and just become BBHasbeens
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Kaylee S 🐾 16h
Replying to @shellyjdecker
There are some very respectable beliefs in there... πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚
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Qyira #Undi18 12h
Waking up realizing if I accepted that offer at the embassy I wouldn’t be able to do what I do today.
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